Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 38: Episode 5
Chanel No. 5
Brad Pitt…..Taran Killam
[ card: “Brad Pitt. Pour. Chanel.” ] [ cut to Brad Pitt, in black-and-white ]
Brad Pitt: It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns, and we turn with it. Plans disappear, and dreams take over. And then dreams wake up and smile at realty… [ he shakes his head ] I’m sorry, is there really no script? ‘Cause I’ve been talking to myself for, like, two hours straight and I’m starting to sound insane. [ he glances off-screen ] What? You want me to sound less coherent? Really? [ he slaps his side ] Okay, uh… I can just start making up words. You like that? Alright. [ he sighs ] “Splindiferous.” Yeah? [ he thinks ] “Magnificous.” “Pintalicious.” Okay, okay, I’m sorry — is it just me, or do I look SUPER homeless? That’s what you want? Rock and roll![ dissolve to product, in color ]
Brad Pitt V/O: Chanel No. 5.[ return to Brad Pitt, in black-and-white ]
Brad Pitt: You’d understand it, buh!