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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 38: Episode 16


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March 2nd, 2013

Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake

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Paul Simon

Steve Martin

Dan Aykroyd

Chevy Chase

Martin Short

Alec Baldwin

Tom Hanks

Candace Bergen

Andy Samberg

Jay-Z

Michael Patrick O’Brien

Michael Che

Edi Patterson

Andy Samberg

Akiva Schaffer

Jorma Taccone


Memorial Service for Hugo ChavezSummary: Elton John (Justin Timberlake) is offered money to eulogize Hugo Chavez with his latest rewrite of “Candle in the Wind”.

Recurring Characters: Elton John.

Montage

Justin Timberlake’s MonologueSummary: Justin Timberlake joins the ranks of the Five-Timer’s Club, where he gets to hang out with legends like Paul Simon and Steve Martin and force the cast members to fight for his amusement.

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It’s a DateSummary: Bachelor #1 (Bobby Moynihan) realizes he won’t win a date with Judy (Vanessa Bayer) when his competition is the “Dick in a Box” singers (Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake) and the Festrunk Brothers (Dan Aykroyd, Steve Martin).

Recurring Characters: Yortuk Festrunk, Georg Festrunk.

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VeganvilleSummary: Sausage shop’s Italian butcher mascot (Bobby Moynihan) faces competition from Veganville’s dancing tofu mascot (Justin Timberlake).

Recurring Characters: Mascot.

Nuva BlingSummary: The semi-effective diamond-encrusted birth control device that doubles up as glamorous jewelry.

Justin Timberlake with Jay-Z performs “Suit & Tie”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Stefon (Bill Hader) kists inappropriate places for tourists to celebrate Spring in New York.

Recurring Characters: Stefon.

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Tales of Sober CaligulaSummary: After working to clean up his image, a newly-sober Caligula (Justin Timberlake) declares there will no longer be wild orgies within his empire and instead initiates Game Night activities.

Maine JusticeSummary: Implanted Judge Marshall T. Boudreaux (Jason Sudeikis) dishes another heapin’ helping of Maine Justice in the case of a college boy (Andy Samberg) who ran a southern belle (Kate McKinnon) off the road).

Recurring Characters: Marshall T. Boudreaux.

Justin Timberlake performs “Mirrors”

She’s Got a D!%kSummary: A trailer for a new romantic comedy starring Justin Timberlake and an Adorable Brunette (Nasim Pedrad) who happens to have male genitalia.

Recurring Characters: Eugene Levy.

Moet & ChandonSummary: Former porn stars Brookie (Vanessa Bayer), a fellow model (Cecily Strong) and V.I. Penis (Justrin Timberlake) promote the luxury of Moet & Chandon champagne.

Recurring Characters: Brookie, Model.

GoodnightsTranscript

Dress Rehearsal Cuts

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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