SNL Transcripts: SNL Weekend Update Thursday 1: 09/20/12

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  Season 38: Bonus Episode 1

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September 20th, 2012

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Fox & FriendsSummary: Steve Doocy (Taran Killam), Gretchen Carlson (Vanessa Bayer) and Brian Kilmeade (Bobby Moynihan) examine Mitt Romney’s (Jason Sudeikis) 47% remark and other secretly-videotaped remarks.

Recurring Characters: Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson, Brian Kilmeade, Mitt Romney, Ann Romney.

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Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: James Carville (Bill Hader) comments on what to expect as the Presidential campaigns wind down. Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan) recaps his family’s summer vacation.

Recurring Characters: James Carville, Drunk Uncle.

Convention Cutaways!Summary: Relive a video of exciting cutaway shots of random people in attendance at the Republican and Democrat National Conventions.

Note: This filmed parody was cut from last week’s season premiere with Seth MacFarlane.

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