SNL Transcripts: SNL Weekend Update Thursday 2: 09/27/12

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  Season 38: Bonus Episode 2

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September 27th, 2012

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Town Hall MeetingSummary: President Barack Obama (Jay Pharoah) struggles to make the case for his re-election to voters suffering from the unemployment crisis.

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama.

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Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: As Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Fred Armisen) comments about his latest gaffe while visiting New York, his translator (Nasim Pedrad) gossips about him to Seth Meyers. Dr. Cornel West (Kenan Thompson) comments on the progress President Obama has made since the infiltration of the Occupy Wall Street Movement. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party (Cecily Strong) gives her meandering thoughts about the upcoming Presidential debates.

Recurring Characters: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, translator.

Replacement RefsSummary: Replacement referees (Tim Robinson, Kenan Thompson, Bobby Moynihan, Fred Armisen) make erroneous calls in other walks of life besides football.

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