SNL Transcripts: Tina Fey: 09/28/13




 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 39: Episode 1


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September 28th, 2013

Tina Fey

Arcade Fire

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Aaron Paul

Lorne Michaels

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Obama Press ConferenceSummary: President Barack Obama (Jay Pharoah) desperately tries to sell Americans on his Affordable Health Care Act, but most of them seem to love it for all the wrong reasons.

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama

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Montage

Tina Fey’s MonologueSummary: Tina Fey introduces the six new Featured Players, then makes them pay their dues by having them dance behind her while she sings.

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GirlsSummary:

AirportSummary: Married couple (Beck Bennett, Kate McKimmon) wait patiently for airline clerks (Taran Killam, Tina Fey) to board more unusual passengers before them.

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New Cast Member or Arcade FireSummary: On in-house game show, Tina Fey must tell the difference between “SNL”‘s new cast members and their look-alike counterparts from the indie band Arcade Fire.

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E-Meth CigarettesSummary: Meth smokers can smoke anywhere at any time, thanks to their new electronic vapor alternative.

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Arcade Fire performs “Reflektor”

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers & Cecily StrongSummary: Veteran anchorwoman Tina Fey offers advice to new co-anchor Cecily Strong. Stand-up comic Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney) free-associates while giving his take on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s UN speech. Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan) comments on the new school year with help from Meth Nephew (Aaron Paul).

Recurring Characters: Bruce Chandling, Drunk Uncle.

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PBS Cinema ClassicsSummary: Scenes from 1949’s “Unwanted Woman” feature lots of unnecessary focus on stuffed animals.

Used CarsSummary: Rick (Mike O’Brien) of Rick’s Model T’s broadcasts the world’s first used car commercial with a little help from his crazy wife Daisy (Tina Fey).

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Arcade Fire performs “Afterlife”

Manolo BlahniksSummary: Vacuous ex-porn stars Brookie (Vanessa Bayer) and her frind (Cecily Strong) submit a commercial for free Manolo Blahniks shoes, with the help of former lesbian porn actress (Tina Fey).

Recurring Characters: Brookie, Friend.

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GoodnightsTranscript

Dress Rehearsal Cuts

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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