SNL Transcripts: Josh Hutcherson: 11/23/13




 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 39: Episode 7


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November 23rd 2013

Josh Hutcherson

HAIM

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Piers Morgan TonightSummary: Piers Morgan (Taran Killam) discusses George Zimmerman’s recent borderline criminal activity.

Recurring Characters: Piers Morgan, George Zimmer.

Montage

Josh Hutcherson’s MonologueSummary: Josh Hutcherson endures the cast’s desire to pit him in their own version of “The Hunger Games”.

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Girlfriends Talk ShowSummary: Morgan (Aidy Bryant) acts nervous when Kyra (Cecily Strong) invites her secret crush Trevor Masterson (Josh Hutcherson) to co-host the show.

Recurring Characters: Kyra, Morgan.

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Office BossSummary: New company employee Craig (Josh Hutcherson) meets his boss Richard Patterson (Beck Bennett), who hs the intelligence of a man yet the body of a baby.

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Matchbox 3Summary: Trio of subway performers (Kenan Thompson, Jay Pharoah, Josh Hutcherson) specialize in the art of performing limited dance moves in crowded subway cars.

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HAIM performs “The Wire”

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers & Cecily StrongSummary: The Worst Lady on an Airplane (Aidy Bryant) offers tips on how to behave annoyingly during holiday plane trips.

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80’s SongSummary: Veronica (Vanessa Bayer) meets her friend’s brother Devon (Josh Hutcherson), which sparks a romantic conversation via the lip-synched lyrics of “Our Love” by The Outfield.

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Best Buy FiringSummary: When the manager (Josh Hutcherson) at Best Buy calls a meeting to announce employee layoffs, Niff (Bobby Moynihan) and Dana (Cecily Strong) assume they’re first in line on the chopping block and proceed to call out their co-workers for being a bunch of lame-asses.

Recurring Characters: Niff, Dana, Jessica McClure.

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DancingSummary:

HAIM performs “Don’t Save Me”

Animal HospitalSummary: Bored nurses (Josh Hutcherson, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong) at an animal hospital tell all the owners that their pets have died.

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Investigative ReportSummary: Investigative reporter Winston Sam Bass (Mike O’Brien) and his brothe Lance Sam Bass (Josh Hutcherson) ask bugs why they’re always running so fast.

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Thanksgiving GuestSummary: Trey’s (Josh Hutcherson) family is surprised when he brings his live turkey girlfriend (Vanessa Bayer) home for Thanksgiving dinner.

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GoodnightsTranscript

Dress Rehearsal Cuts

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