SNL Transcripts: Jimmy Fallon: 12/21/13


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 39: Episode 10

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December 21st 2013

Jimmy Fallon

Justin Timberlake


Paul McCartney


Barry Gibb

Mayor Michael Bloomberg


WrappinvilleSummary: Christmas bow saleswoman (Aidy Bryant) faces competition from Wrappinville’s dancing gift wrap mascots (Justin Timberlake, Jimmy Fallon), who are also her obnoxious sons.

Recurring Characters: Dancing Mascot.


Jimmy Fallon’s MonologueSummary: Jimmy Fallon wants to perform a Christmas quartet with David Bowie, Bob Dylan and Paul McCartney, but the legendary musicians are ostensibly stuck in traffic.

Family FeudSummary: Steve Harvey (Kenan Thompson) moderates as dim-witted CBS stars battle dim-witted NBC stars.

Recurring Characters: Steve Harvey, Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Ice-T, Jane Lynch.


(Do It On My) Twin BedSummary: The girls of “SNL” perform a song about taking their boyfriends home to their childhood twin bed in their parents’ houses over the Christmas holidays.


The Barry Gibb Talk ShowSummary: Barry Gibb (Jimmy Fallon) rails against Megyn Kelly (Cecily Strong) and Paul Ryan (Taran KIllam), but likes what Madonna has to say.

Recurring Characters: Barry Gibb, Robin Gibb, Paul Ryan.

Justin Timberlake performs “Only When I Walk Away”

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers & Cecily StrongSummary: Billie Jean King (Kate McKinnon) can’t wait to rub her homosexuality into Putin’s face during the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Jimmy Fallon discuss their coming changes as they leave the New York Mayor’s office and hand “Late Night” over to Seth Meyers.

Recurring Characters: Billie Jean King.

Waking up With KimyeSummary: Kanye West (Jay Pharoah) and Kim Kardashian (Nasim Pedrad) show off their video Christmas card.

Recurring Characters: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Jenner.

Now That’s What I Call ChristmasSummary: A compilation of classic Christmas songs performed by today’s hottest stars.

Recurring Characters: Axl Rose, Slash, Zooey Deschanel, Alanis Morissette, Shakira.

A Christmas CarolSummary: The Ghost of Christmas Past (Kenan Thompson) helps Ebenezer Scrooge (Taran Killam) come to the realization that he’s gay.

Baby It’s Cold OutsideSummary: Guy (Jimmy Fallon) wants Girl (Cecily Strong) to stay in from the cold until after their tryst is complete.


Justin Timberlake performs “Pair of Wings”


Dress Rehearsal Cuts

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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