Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 39: Episode 10
13j: Jimmy Fallon / Justin Timberlake
Baby It’s Cold Outside
Girl…..Cecily Strong
Guy…..Jimmy Fallon
Friend…..Kenan Thompson
[ open on couple sitting together ]
Girl: [ singing ] “I really can’t stay.”
Guy: [ singing ] “But baby, it’s cold outside.”
Girl: “I’ve got to go away.”
Guy: “But baby, it’s cold outside.”
Girl: This evening has been.”
Guy: “Been hoping that you’d drop in.”
Girl: “So very nice.”
Guy: “I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice.”
Girl: “My mother will start to worry.”
Guy: “Beautiful, what’s your hurry?”
Girl: “My father will be pacing the floor.”
Guy: “Listen to the fireplace roar.”
Girl: “I really can’t stay.”
Guy: “Oh, but it’s cold outside.”
[ they snuggle on the couch, as the camera pans upward out of view ]
[ SUPER: “Twelve Minutes Later” ]
[ the camera pans back downward ]
Guy: “So… should I call you a cab?”
Girl: “But baby it’s cold outside.”
Guy: “You know, it’s really not bad.”
Girl: “You said it was cold outside.”
Guy: “You can still catch the bus.”
Girl: “I’ll make breakfast for us.”
Guy: “It’s just a few blocks away.”
Girl: “Tomorrow, we’ll hang out all day.”
Guy: “I have an early thing tomorrow.”
Girl: “Got a toothbrush I can borrow?”
Guy: “I have a meeting at my work.”
Girl: “At last, a guy who isn’t a jerk.”
Guy: “I really can’t stay.”
Girl: “It’s starting to storm out.”
Guy: “But, baby, it’s warm outside.”
[ he opens the door and lets snow fly into her face ]
Girl: “Are we still on for next weekend?”
Guy: “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Girl: “You said you’d take me antiquing.”
Guy: “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Girl: “You said it when you…”
Guy: “Right.”
Girl: “Bought me those drinks.”
Guy: “Baby, I said a lot of things.”
Girl: “Do you really think I could act?”
Guy: “Can’t believe I said that!”
Girl: “You know, this isn’t my coat.”
Guy: “Can you take the trash when you go?”
Girl: “We should stay up late.”
Guy: “Shes not getting it.”
Girl: “But baby its cold outside.”
Guy: “But, baby, its warm outside/”
[ the phone rings ]
Guy: “Hello.”
Friend: “Hey man you want to hang out?”
Guy: “Oh, of course, the important meeting.”
Friend: “What are you talking about?”
Guy: “The meeting got pushed even earlier?”
Friend: “Oh, are you with a girl?”
Guy: “Yes, thats correct!”
Friend: “Then Ill leave you alone.”
Guy: “Okay, boss, Ill see you in the morn.”
[ she returns wearing his sports jersey ]
Girl: “Do you mind if I sleep in this?”
Guy: “This is getting too serious.”
Girl: “You know Im just as nervous as you.
But who knows what this could turn into.”
Guy: “I dont know what to do.”
Girl: “Here’s a clue.”
[ she kisses him ]
Together: “Baby its cold outside!”
[ fade ]
