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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 39: Episode 17


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Host:

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April 5th, 2014

Anna Kendrick

Pharrell Williams

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Lorne Michaels

Icona Pop

Hans Zimmer

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GM HearingsSummary: General Motors CEO Mary Barra (Kate McKinnon) remains vague about her company’s recent ignition switch recall.

Montage

Anna Kendrick’s MonologueSummary: Anna Kendrick and the cast perform a Broadway-style medley about how excited she is to host “SNL”.

Transcript

Fox & FriendsSummary: Steve Doocey (Taran Killam), Brian Kilmeade (Bobby Moynihan) and Elizabeth Hasselback (Vanessa Bayer) discuss the Obamacare deadline disaster with survivor Bethany Ravenal (Anna Kendrick), as well as global warming with science guy Neil deGrasse Tyson (Kenan Thompson).

Recurring Characters: Steve Doocey, Brian Kilmeade, Elizabeth Hasselback.

Dongs All Over the World Summary: Group of girls have the nasty idea to travel the globe in search of “Dongs All Over the World.”

The Little MermaidSummary: Ursula (Aidy Bryant) wants Ariel’s (Anna Kendrick) voice, until she discovers the little mermaid is tone-deaf when it comes to singing.

FlirtySummary: Evan (Kyle Mooney) shies his way around asking his neighbor Sara (Vanessa Bayer) for a date.

Transcript

Pharrell Williams performs “Happy”

Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin JostSummary: German chancellor Angela Merkel (Kate McKinnon) recalls her recent dealings with Russian president Vladmir Putin. To help explain the importance of drinking responsibly, Brooks Wheelan tells an anecdote about the time he got drunk and his friends put butter in his pants. George R.R. Martin (Bobby Moynihan) admits he’s out of good ideas for his “Game of Thrones” books.

Recurring Characters: Angela Merkel.

Les Jeunes de ParisSummary:

Principal FryeSummary: Principal Frye (Jay Pharoah) and the Vice-Principal (Vanessa Bayer) address students during a field trip to the Norfolk Zoo.

Pharrell Williams performs “Marilyn Monroe”

Big JoeSummary: Big Joe (Taran Killam) wants to save Miss Sara’s (Anna Kendrick) brother (Bobby Moynihan) but is unable to lift the huge rocks.

Transcript

AuditionSummary: Layla Burke (Anna Kendrick) and her tone-deaf sister Cammy (Vanessa Bayer) audition to appear in Pharrell Williams’ next music video.

NCAA Tourney: Best of the White GuysSummary: Mundane basketball clips showcase white player in action.

GoodnightsTranscript

Dress Rehearsal Cuts

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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