Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 39: Episode 19
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:Bit Players:
May 3rd, 2014
Andrew Garfield
Coldplay
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Emma Stone
Keifer Sutherland
Leslie Jones
Donald Sterling Press Conference
Summary: Following his racist recording rant, L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling (Bobby Moynihan) makes his half-hearted apologies to the NBA.
Recurring Characters: Dennis Rodman.
Montage
Andrew Garfield’s Monologue
Summary: Fellow “Spiderman” actors Emma Stone and Aidy Bryant give first-timer Andrew Garfield pointers on how to quell his hosting jitters.
Stanx
Summary:
Recurring Characters: Shallon.
Celebrity Family Feud 
Summary: Steve Harvey (Kenan Thompson) moderates as American music performers are pitted against international music performers.
Recurring Characters: Steve Harvey, Justin Timberlake, Reba Macentire.
Oliver Twist
Summary: A starving Oliver Twist (Andrew Garfield) fights older orphan Dierdre (Cecily Strong) for the last bowl of soup.
The Beygency
Summary:
Coldplay performs “Magic”
Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin Jost
Summary: Russian woman Olya Povlatsky (Kate McKinnon) talks about the Ukranian attack in her village. In-house image expert Leslie Jones comments about People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Person. Jebediah Atkinson (Taran Killam) reviews the Tony Awards.Atkinson.
Recurring Characters: Olya Povlatsky, Jebediah Atkinson.
Spiderman Kiss
Summary: While filming “Spider Man 2”, Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are incapable of kissing like normal human beings.
Wedding Toast
Summary: Kevin (Andrew Garfield) makes an ass of himself when he admits to being in love with the bride (Cecily Strong) at her reception.
Transcript
Coldplay performs “A Sky Full of Stars”
The Bird Bible
Summary: Illustrations of birds in religious scenery helps make the Bible more kid-friendly.
Note: Repeat from 13n
Goodnights
Transcript
Dress Rehearsal Cuts
