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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 39: Episode 19


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May 3rd, 2014

Andrew Garfield

Coldplay

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Emma Stone

Keifer Sutherland

Leslie Jones

Donald Sterling Press ConferenceSummary: Following his racist recording rant, L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling (Bobby Moynihan) makes his half-hearted apologies to the NBA.

Recurring Characters: Dennis Rodman.

Montage

Andrew Garfield’s MonologueSummary: Fellow “Spiderman” actors Emma Stone and Aidy Bryant give first-timer Andrew Garfield pointers on how to quell his hosting jitters.

StanxSummary:

Recurring Characters: Shallon.

Celebrity Family Feud Summary: Steve Harvey (Kenan Thompson) moderates as American music performers are pitted against international music performers.

Recurring Characters: Steve Harvey, Justin Timberlake, Reba Macentire.

Oliver TwistSummary: A starving Oliver Twist (Andrew Garfield) fights older orphan Dierdre (Cecily Strong) for the last bowl of soup.

The BeygencySummary:

Coldplay performs “Magic”

Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin JostSummary: Russian woman Olya Povlatsky (Kate McKinnon) talks about the Ukranian attack in her village. In-house image expert Leslie Jones comments about People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Person. Jebediah Atkinson (Taran Killam) reviews the Tony Awards.Atkinson.

Recurring Characters: Olya Povlatsky, Jebediah Atkinson.

Spiderman KissSummary: While filming “Spider Man 2”, Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are incapable of kissing like normal human beings.

Wedding ToastSummary: Kevin (Andrew Garfield) makes an ass of himself when he admits to being in love with the bride (Cecily Strong) at her reception.

Transcript

Coldplay performs “A Sky Full of Stars”

The Bird BibleSummary: Illustrations of birds in religious scenery helps make the Bible more kid-friendly.

Note: Repeat from 13n

GoodnightsTranscript

Dress Rehearsal Cuts

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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