SNL Transcripts: Charlize Theron: 05/10/14




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  Season 39: Episode 20


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May 10th, 2014

Charlize Theron

Black Keys

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Barbara Walters

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A Mother’s Day Message from Michelle Obama and Hillary ClintonSummary: First-Lady Michelle Obama (Sasheer Zamata) and Hillary Clinton (Vanessa Bayer) spar with one another while delivering a friendly Mother’s Day message to moms across America.

Recurring Characters: Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton.

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Montage

Charlize Theron’s MonologueSummary: Now realizing that she can’t really sing, Charlize Theron sings a song to help demonstrate this point.

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Come Do a Game Show With Your Mom, It’ll Be Fun, Yes It Will!Summary: Mom Joanne Pendak (Kate McKinnon) forces her kids (Brooks Wheelan, Kyle Mooney, Charlize Theron) to be contestants on a game show centered around her own life.

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Girlfriends Talk Show Summary: Kyra (Cecily Strong) and Morgan (Aidy Bryant) bring their rebellious teacher Miss Christine (Cecily Strong) to the show.

Recurring Characters: Kyra, Morgan.

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Dragon BabiesSummary: A behind-the-scenes look as retired police officer Rick Shoulders (Mike O’Brien) performs coughing voiceover work for a dragon who’s afraid of heights.

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Dating SeminarSummary: Heshi (Nasim Pedrad) uses corny sound effects and her best friend Gail (Charlize Theron) to help single women make fleeting connections with single men.

Recurring Characters: Heshi, Fashid.

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Black Keys perform “Fever”

Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin JostSummary: Barbara Walters. Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan) gives his thoughts on graduation.

Recurring Characters: Drunk Uncle.

Bikini Beach PartySummary: 60’s surf teenager Gadget (Charlize Theron) longs to kiss Darren (Taran Killam) next to a dead beached whale.

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Black Keys perform “Bullet in the Brain”

Whiskers R WeSummary: Kat (Charlize Theron) and Barbara (Kate McKinnon) advertise rescue animals .

TouristsSummary: Immigrant tourists try to diffuse the language gap while visiting New York City.

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Dress Rehearsal Cuts

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