SNL Transcripts: Charlize Theron: 05/10/14


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 39: Episode 20

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May 10th, 2014

Charlize Theron

Black Keys


Barbara Walters


A Mother’s Day Message from Michelle Obama and Hillary ClintonSummary: First-Lady Michelle Obama (Sasheer Zamata) and Hillary Clinton (Vanessa Bayer) spar with one another while delivering a friendly Mother’s Day message to moms across America.

Recurring Characters: Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton.



Charlize Theron’s MonologueSummary: Now realizing that she can’t really sing, Charlize Theron sings a song to help demonstrate this point.


Come Do a Game Show With Your Mom, It’ll Be Fun, Yes It Will!Summary: Mom Joanne Pendak (Kate McKinnon) forces her kids (Brooks Wheelan, Kyle Mooney, Charlize Theron) to be contestants on a game show centered around her own life.


Girlfriends Talk Show Summary: Kyra (Cecily Strong) and Morgan (Aidy Bryant) bring their rebellious teacher Miss Christine (Cecily Strong) to the show.

Recurring Characters: Kyra, Morgan.


Dragon BabiesSummary: A behind-the-scenes look as retired police officer Rick Shoulders (Mike O’Brien) performs coughing voiceover work for a dragon who’s afraid of heights.


Dating SeminarSummary: Heshi (Nasim Pedrad) uses corny sound effects and her best friend Gail (Charlize Theron) to help single women make fleeting connections with single men.

Recurring Characters: Heshi, Fashid.


Black Keys perform “Fever”

Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin JostSummary: Barbara Walters. Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan) gives his thoughts on graduation.

Recurring Characters: Drunk Uncle.

Bikini Beach PartySummary: 60’s surf teenager Gadget (Charlize Theron) longs to kiss Darren (Taran Killam) next to a dead beached whale.


Black Keys perform “Bullet in the Brain”

Whiskers R WeSummary: Kat (Charlize Theron) and Barbara (Kate McKinnon) advertise rescue animals .

TouristsSummary: Immigrant tourists try to diffuse the language gap while visiting New York City.


Dress Rehearsal Cuts

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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