May 10th, 2014
A Mother’s Day Message from Michelle Obama and Hillary ClintonSummary: First-Lady Michelle Obama (Sasheer Zamata) and Hillary Clinton (Vanessa Bayer) spar with one another while delivering a friendly Mother’s Day message to moms across America.
Recurring Characters: Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton.
Charlize Theron’s MonologueSummary: Now realizing that she can’t really sing, Charlize Theron sings a song to help demonstrate this point.
Come Do a Game Show With Your Mom, It’ll Be Fun, Yes It Will!Summary: Mom Joanne Pendak (Kate McKinnon) forces her kids (Brooks Wheelan, Kyle Mooney, Charlize Theron) to be contestants on a game show centered around her own life.
Girlfriends Talk Show Summary: Kyra (Cecily Strong) and Morgan (Aidy Bryant) bring their rebellious teacher Miss Christine (Cecily Strong) to the show.
Recurring Characters: Kyra, Morgan.
Dragon BabiesSummary: A behind-the-scenes look as retired police officer Rick Shoulders (Mike O’Brien) performs coughing voiceover work for a dragon who’s afraid of heights.
Dating SeminarSummary: Heshi (Nasim Pedrad) uses corny sound effects and her best friend Gail (Charlize Theron) to help single women make fleeting connections with single men.
Recurring Characters: Heshi, Fashid.
Black Keys perform “Fever”
Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin JostSummary: Barbara Walters. Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan) gives his thoughts on graduation.
Recurring Characters: Drunk Uncle.
Bikini Beach PartySummary: 60’s surf teenager Gadget (Charlize Theron) longs to kiss Darren (Taran Killam) next to a dead beached whale.
Black Keys perform “Bullet in the Brain”
Whiskers R WeSummary: Kat (Charlize Theron) and Barbara (Kate McKinnon) advertise rescue animals .
TouristsSummary: Immigrant tourists try to diffuse the language gap while visiting New York City.
Dress Rehearsal Cuts