May 17th, 2014
A Message from Solange & Jay-ZSummary: Jay-Z (Jay Pharoah) and Beyonce’s (Maya Rudolph) sister Solange (Sasheer Zamata) insist that there’s no bad will toward one another.
Recurring Characters: Jay-Z, Beyonce.
Andy Samberg’s MonologueSummary: Andy Samberg performs a series of quick impressions so he can surpass Bill Hader’s record.
Camp Wicawabe, 1990Summary: Two loud little terds Cambria (Aidy Bryant) and Piper (Kate McKinnon) host a talk show in their bunk for fellow campers.
An SNL Digital Short Summary: DJ Davvincii (Andy Samberg) keeps his frantic crowd waiting to find out “When Will the Bass Drop?”
Confident HunchbackSummary: A hip Quasimodo (Andy Samberg) hits on all the ladies at the tavern below the bell tower.
St. Vincent performs “Digital Witness”Lyrics
Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin JostSummary: Comedian Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney) jokes about Memorial Day. Paul Rudd gets “In the Cage” with Nicolas Cage (Andy Samberg).
Recurring Characters: Bruce Chandling, Nicolas Cage.
The VogelchecksSummary: Members of the Vogelcheck Family (Fred Armisen, Kristen Wiig, etc.) continue to kiss one another.
Recurring Characters: The Vogelchecks.
Waking Up with KimyeSummary: Kanye West (Jay Pharoah) and Kim Kardashian (Nasim Pedrad) make final wedding preparations.
Recurring Characters: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian.
An SNL Digital ShortSummary: Andy Samberg and Pharrell Williams rap about only giving girls “Hugs”.
Legolas from ‘The Hobbit’ Tries to Order at Taco BellSummary: Legolas (Andy Samberg) vexes counter jockey (Jay Pharoah) while ordering from Taco Bell.
Blizzard ManSummary: Blizzard Man (Andy Samberg) records a track with 2 Chainz.
Recurring Characters: Blizzard Man.
St. Vincent performs “Birth in Reverse”Lyrics
BvlgariSummary: Vacuous ex-porn stars Brookie (Vanessa Bayer) and her friend (Cecily Strong) submit a commercial for free Bvlgari watches, with the help of former conjoined twin actors Tweedle-Dee (Andy Samberg) and Tweedle-Dong (Kristen Wiig).
Recurring Characters: Brookie, Friend.
Dress Rehearsal Cuts