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  Season 39: Episode 21


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May 17th, 2014

Andy Samberg

St. Vincent

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Maya Rudolph

Seth Meyers

Bill Hader

Martin Short

Paul Rudd

Fred Armisen

Kristen Wiig

Pharrell Williams

2 Chainz

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A Message from Solange & Jay-ZSummary: Jay-Z (Jay Pharoah) and Beyonce’s (Maya Rudolph) sister Solange (Sasheer Zamata) insist that there’s no bad will toward one another.

Recurring Characters: Jay-Z, Beyonce.

Montage

Andy Samberg’s MonologueSummary: Andy Samberg performs a series of quick impressions so he can surpass Bill Hader’s record.

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Camp Wicawabe, 1990Summary: Two loud little terds Cambria (Aidy Bryant) and Piper (Kate McKinnon) host a talk show in their bunk for fellow campers.

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An SNL Digital Short Summary: DJ Davvincii (Andy Samberg) keeps his frantic crowd waiting to find out “When Will the Bass Drop?”

Confident HunchbackSummary: A hip Quasimodo (Andy Samberg) hits on all the ladies at the tavern below the bell tower.

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St. Vincent performs “Digital Witness”Lyrics

Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin JostSummary: Comedian Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney) jokes about Memorial Day. Paul Rudd gets “In the Cage” with Nicolas Cage (Andy Samberg).

Recurring Characters: Bruce Chandling, Nicolas Cage.

The VogelchecksSummary: Members of the Vogelcheck Family (Fred Armisen, Kristen Wiig, etc.) continue to kiss one another.

Recurring Characters: The Vogelchecks.

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Waking Up with KimyeSummary: Kanye West (Jay Pharoah) and Kim Kardashian (Nasim Pedrad) make final wedding preparations.

Recurring Characters: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian.

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An SNL Digital ShortSummary: Andy Samberg and Pharrell Williams rap about only giving girls “Hugs”.

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Legolas from ‘The Hobbit’ Tries to Order at Taco BellSummary: Legolas (Andy Samberg) vexes counter jockey (Jay Pharoah) while ordering from Taco Bell.

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Blizzard ManSummary: Blizzard Man (Andy Samberg) records a track with 2 Chainz.

Recurring Characters: Blizzard Man.

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St. Vincent performs “Birth in Reverse”Lyrics

BvlgariSummary: Vacuous ex-porn stars Brookie (Vanessa Bayer) and her friend (Cecily Strong) submit a commercial for free Bvlgari watches, with the help of former conjoined twin actors Tweedle-Dee (Andy Samberg) and Tweedle-Dong (Kristen Wiig).

Recurring Characters: Brookie, Friend.

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GoodnightsTranscript

Dress Rehearsal Cuts

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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