SNL Transcripts: Andy Samberg: 05/17/14


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  Season 39: Episode 21

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


Bit Players:

May 17th, 2014

Andy Samberg

St. Vincent


Maya Rudolph

Seth Meyers

Bill Hader

Martin Short

Paul Rudd

Fred Armisen

Kristen Wiig

Pharrell Williams

2 Chainz


A Message from Solange & Jay-ZSummary: Jay-Z (Jay Pharoah) and Beyonce’s (Maya Rudolph) sister Solange (Sasheer Zamata) insist that there’s no bad will toward one another.

Recurring Characters: Jay-Z, Beyonce.


Andy Samberg’s MonologueSummary: Andy Samberg performs a series of quick impressions so he can surpass Bill Hader’s record.


Camp Wicawabe, 1990Summary: Two loud little terds Cambria (Aidy Bryant) and Piper (Kate McKinnon) host a talk show in their bunk for fellow campers.


An SNL Digital Short Summary: DJ Davvincii (Andy Samberg) keeps his frantic crowd waiting to find out “When Will the Bass Drop?”

Confident HunchbackSummary: A hip Quasimodo (Andy Samberg) hits on all the ladies at the tavern below the bell tower.


St. Vincent performs “Digital Witness”Lyrics

Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin JostSummary: Comedian Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney) jokes about Memorial Day. Paul Rudd gets “In the Cage” with Nicolas Cage (Andy Samberg).

Recurring Characters: Bruce Chandling, Nicolas Cage.

The VogelchecksSummary: Members of the Vogelcheck Family (Fred Armisen, Kristen Wiig, etc.) continue to kiss one another.

Recurring Characters: The Vogelchecks.


Waking Up with KimyeSummary: Kanye West (Jay Pharoah) and Kim Kardashian (Nasim Pedrad) make final wedding preparations.

Recurring Characters: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian.


An SNL Digital ShortSummary: Andy Samberg and Pharrell Williams rap about only giving girls “Hugs”.


Legolas from ‘The Hobbit’ Tries to Order at Taco BellSummary: Legolas (Andy Samberg) vexes counter jockey (Jay Pharoah) while ordering from Taco Bell.


Blizzard ManSummary: Blizzard Man (Andy Samberg) records a track with 2 Chainz.

Recurring Characters: Blizzard Man.


St. Vincent performs “Birth in Reverse”Lyrics

BvlgariSummary: Vacuous ex-porn stars Brookie (Vanessa Bayer) and her friend (Cecily Strong) submit a commercial for free Bvlgari watches, with the help of former conjoined twin actors Tweedle-Dee (Andy Samberg) and Tweedle-Dong (Kristen Wiig).

Recurring Characters: Brookie, Friend.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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