Cialis Turnt

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Taran Killam

Cecily Strong

Aidy Bryant

[Starts with Taran opening mirror cabinet and looking for medicine.

Male voice: You’ve dealt with your erectile dysfunction.

[Cut to Taran getting in the room]

Taran: Hi, I’m ready.

[Cut to Cecily Strong in bed]

Cecily Strong: That’s okay. Not tonight.

Male voice: But something’s still missing.

[Cut to Taran]

Taran: What’s wrong?

[cut to Cecily Strong]

Cecily Strong: You’re able to achieve an erection and that’s great. But I need more than that. I need you to get turned.

[drums rolling]

Male voice: Introducing new Cialis Turnt. The only pill that combats your erectile dysfunction [Taran takes the pill] while giving you that unbeatable hip-hop sensation of getting turned.

[Cut to Taran]

Taran: I’m about to love you like there’s a roller coaster in my penis.

[Cut to Cecily Strong]

Cecily Strong: What?

[Cut to Taran jumping and dancing to a trap music.] [song is saying “Everybody get turnt!”]

Male voice: And Cialis Turnt is isn’t just for me.

[Cut to Aidy Bryant]

Aidy Bryant: When I started taking anti depressants, I lost my sex drive. But that’s when I found Turnt. And now, I freak my man crisis.

[Aidy Bryant takes the pill] [Aidy Bryant is jumping and dancing to the same music]

Male voice: Ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for sexual activity. [Cut to Taran dancing in a club] Then ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough to get Turnt because that’s a whole another thing. If you’re turnt for more than 6 hours, congratulations, you’re not legally Lil’ Wayne. Cialis Turnt, there’s a lot of ecstasy in this.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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