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Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Weekend Update intro]

Announcer: It’s Weekend Update, with Colin Jost and Michael Che.

[Cut to Colin Jost and Michael Che in their news set]

Colin Jost: Good evening, welcome to Weekend Update. I’m Colin Jost.

Michael Che: I’m Michael Che. And here are tonight’s top stories.

[Cut to Michael Che. There is a picture of Obana at right top corner.]

After the US launched air strikes against ISIS forces this week, president Obama spoke at the UN and urged most of the countries to join in the fight. Obama is so desperate to get most of the countries on board, he started using his middle name again.

[Picture changes to Hillary Clinton]

Hillary Clinton recently fuels speculation that she may run for president when she made an appearance in Iowa and said, “Hello, Iowa, I’m back.” Though, if I remember 2008 correctly, that’s not as effective as saying, “Hello, Iowa, I’m black.” [Picture changes to Barack Obama.] [Cut to Colin Jost. There is a picture of iPhone 6 at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: Apple this week announced that a bunch of Chinese factory workers are about to get carpool tunnel. In other Apple news, the company has strength and security or it’s iCloud storage system in response to the recent hacking of celebrity nude photos. But if you really don’t anyone to see your naked photos, you could just hide them in that free U2 album. [Picture changes to a CD of U2] [Picture changes to Chelsea Clinton]

Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton who gave birth to a baby girl on Friday. A new grandmother Hillary Clinton [Picture changes to Hillary Clinton] said she couldn’t be any happier unless the baby was a Latina in a swing state.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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