Michael Che[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There is a picture of ‘SERIAL’ podcast logo at right top corner.]
Michael Che: This week, the popular NPR podcast serial finished it’s twelveth episode run. For much more on this story, talk to white people.[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of 9 candles stand at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: Tuesday night marked the first night of Hanukkah, the Jewish celebration of how one word miraculously stretched into eight different spellings.[Picture changes to Kathie Lee Gifford and Bill Cosby]
Kathie Lee Gifford revealed this week that in the late 1970s, while performing as a back up singer for Bill Cosby comedy tour, the comedian kissed her but she rejected him. More shockingly, that means she also rejected a glass of wine. Also, what the hell is a back up singer for Bill Cosby?[Cut to Michael Che. There is a picture of baseball cards piled up at right top corner.]
Michael Che: The creator of the modern baseball card died this week at the age of 91, when his mother threw them away without even asking.[Picture changes to Bubba Watson]
Golfer Bubba Watson has released the Christmas rap featuring his character Bubba Claus. You can find it on the new compilation, [Picture changes to Colin Jost with his thumbs up] “Now that’s what Jost calls music.”[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Elton John and David Furnish.]
Colin Jost: It was announced that later this month, Elton John will marry his long time partner David Furnish. So, sorry ladies.