Colin Jost
Michael Che
[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There’s a picture of Cuba Gooding Jr. at left top corner]Colin Jost: Actor Cuba Gooding Jr. who is participating in a ‘Shoot the Puck’ competition during intermission at a Chicago Black Hawk’s pre-season game, screamed and ripped his shirt off after making a goal. It was a kind of display that reminded us why it’s been a while since anyone showed him the money.
[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of Derek Jeter.]Michael Che: Tomorrow will mark the final major league baseball game for Yankee short stop, Derek Jeter. Jeter retires after 20 seasons, 260 home runs, over 3,400 hits and all the ass.
[Picture changes to ‘Orange is the new black’ logo and a lesbian sign.]A writer for ‘Orange Is the New Black’ said that working on the show made her realize that she was gay, while watching what goes on in that woman’s prison reminded me that I am not.
[Picture changes toDetroit Lion’s line backer Steven is out for the year after tearing a needling omit while celebrating the sack against the Green Bay Packers. It’s a horrific on field incident that the NFL is calling “Our best news in weeks.”
