Weekend Update 2

0
(0)

Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There is a picture of tweeter logo and KKK at right top corner.]

Michael Che: This week, the hacking group anonymous broke into the tweeter feed of the Ku Klux Klan. The KKK responded to the breach by changing their password to WhitepowerColin Jost.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There is a picture of bottles of liquors at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: A new government report concludes that 90% of people who drink excessively are not alcoholics and change their behavior easily. Which is exactly what an alcoholic would say.

[The picture changes to Franklin&bash]

TNT has canceled Franklin&bash after four seasons. So, I guess we’ll never get to find out which one was Rizzoli and which one was Isles.

[Cut to Michael Che. There is a picture of a man and a woman kissing at right top corner.]

Michael Che: Scientists say that when people French kiss, they transfer over 80 million bacteria. This according to a recent study conducted on yo mama.

[Picture changes to a yellow bus]

The city Florida has budgeted $25,000 to purchase bus tickets for homeless people who wanna leave town. Said homeless people, “Uh! The bus?”

[Cut to Colin Jost. There is a picture of an old couple at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: A new report lists Madison, Wisconsin as the best city in the country for retirees to live. While the worst city for retirees is [picture changes to a sign board that says “Loud surprise! Arkansas.”] Loud Surprise Arkansas.

[The picture changes to a steak and Walmart logo.]

A family in Florida was sickened recently after buying steaks from Walmart that were allegedly laced with LSD. They described them as the best tasting steaks their ears had ever seen.

[Cut to Michael Che. There is a picture of Lungwood Garden at right top corner.]

Michael Che: The rest room at a Pennsylvania’s Longwood Gardens which is built into a wall of plants has been named America’s best restroom. It was also named America’s most disgusting garden.

How useful was this post?

Click on a star to rate it!

Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0

No votes so far! Be the first to rate this post.

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

Subscribe
Notify of
guest
0 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments