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Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There is a picture of marijuana leaf at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: Researchers are developing a new breathalyzer that can detect if a person has recently smoked marijuana. They’re calling it, ‘a nose’.

[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of

Michael Che: Attorney Gloria Allred has challenged Bill Cosby the ways the statute of limitations and meet his accuses in court. Cosby has agreed, but only if the court is a Grand Jury in Staten Island.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There is a picture of a calendar at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: The day of the week with the most work place murders is Monday. This according to a really dark snapple cap.

[Picture changes to Amazon package.]

Amazon this week launched a line of diapers that they say offer parents a new level of transparency about the material used to make them. Because if there’s one thing that people want in a diaper, it’s transparency.

[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of a laptop that has ‘Girl Scouts’ in it’s screen.]

Michael Che: The Girl Scouts have announced that for the first time their cookies will be available for sale on the internet. The way it works is you contact the Girl Scout on the internet and then cookies are waiting for you in prison.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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