Colin Jost
Michael Che
[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There is a picture of Queens map at right top corner.]
Michael Che: A new guide book list a best tourist destination in the country as Queens, New York. This, according to a recent misprint.
[Cut to Colin Jost. There is a picture of students at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: According to a new study, teenage boys are just as vicious as teenage girls, when it comes to rumors and making nasty comments. The study was conduct by my high school yearbook photo.
[Picture changes to German Airline Lufthansa]
German airline Lufthansa has announced that it will accommodate passengers to the middle east by allowing people in first class to bring falcons on the plane. So, now the two animals you can bring with you on planes are falcons and small dogs. [Picture changes to a falcon preying on small dog.]
