Colin Jost
Michael Che
[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There’s a picture of Los Angeles map and condoms at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: A federal appeals court has upheld the new law requiring porn actors to wear condoms. Supporters of the law say that the decision feels good, just not, you know, as good.
[Cut to Michael Che. There is a picture of a robot hand at right top corner.]
Michael Che: The number of robots in the workplace has steadily increased in the past few years, including a machine that administers sedatives. The ‘machine is called ‘Cosby-tron 5000.
[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Rio De Janeiro’s beach.]
Colin Jost: Scientists have found a drug resistance super bacteria in the waters where Rio De Janeiro’s Olympic sailing event will be held. The super bacteria is more commonly known as Kid Rock.
