Michael Che[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set.]
Colin Jost: A new study shows that Beaumont, Texas is the least educated city in the country. Oh, man! Wait until they don’t read about this.[Cut to Michael Che. There is a picture of Tyler Perry and his girlfriend.]
Michael Che: It was revealed that Tyler Perry is expecting his first child with his girlfriend. Perry is reported to be very excited about being a grandmother. [Picture changes to Tyler Perry grandma] Perry says he doesn’t care if it’s a boy or a girl as long as the baby turn fingers (10 fingers) and turn turs (10 toes).