Cathy… Aidy Bryant
Jamal… Jay Pharoah
Grandpa… Matthew McConaughey
Grandma… Kate McKinnon[Starts with a family having dinner]
Beck: Alright guys, happy thanksgiving everyone.[everyone wishes each other]
I am so thankful to have you all here today.
Vanessa: I am thankful that I only burned the turkey a little bit.[everyone laughs]
Cathy: You know, I am thankful that our governor is not gonna let those refugees in here.
Cecily: Oh my god![Cut to a video that says “Thanksgiving with family can be hard.”] [Cut to Beck]
Beck: You know, I heard the refugees are all ISIS in disguise.[Cecily shaking her head]
Cathy: Oh yeah, that’s true. [Cut to Cathy] I actually saw an ISIS in the A&P today when I was picking up the yam.[Cut to Cecily]
Cecily: No, you didn’t aunt Cathy. That was an Asian woman.
Cathy: You know what? [pointing at Jamal. Jamal is the only black person at the table] I have a question for you. Why is it that your friends keep antagonizing the police?[Jamal is offended]
Cecily: Why would you ask my boyfriend that?
Cathy: Well I’m just trying to get to know Jamal.[Cut to a video that says “But there’s one thing that unites us all…”] [Cut to everybody arguing with each other. The little girl sitting by Cathy gets up and plays Adele’s ‘Hello’ on the music player.] [Everyone suddenly stops talking] [Cut to Cathy lipsyncing to the song]
Cathy: Hello, it’s me.[Cut to Vanessa lipsyncing to the song]
Vanessa: I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet.[Cut to Beck lipsyncing to the song]
Beck: To go over everything.
Jamal: They say that time’s supposed to heal you but I ain’t done much healing.[doorbell rings]
Vanessa: Oh, your grandparents are here.[Cut to the grandparents walking in]
Beck: How was the flight?
Grandpa: It was good. Good.
Grandma: I saw two transgender at the airport. They sure look all pretty.
Grandpa: Very interesting trend.[Cut to Cecily and Jamal]
Cecily: Oh, my god!
Jamal: Transgender is not a trend Mr. Paul.[Cut to Grandpa]
Grandpa: There weren’t any around when I was younger.[Cut to Cecily]
Cecily: Yeah, they were there but they couldn’t say anything so they lived sad lives and died.
Beck: No talking about…[everyone starts arguing again] [Cut to the little girl who plays the song again] [The video changes to black and white. Everyone stands up lipsyncing to the song.]
All: Hello from the other side[They have the wind blowing on them effect going on]
I must have called a thousand times[Beck has his nails done like Adele in her video]
To tell you I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done
When I called you never seemed to be home
Hello from the other–
Vanessa: Oh, the pies are ready.[Cut to Cathy]
Cathy: And I am ready to vote for Ben Carson.[Cut to Cecily]
Cecily: You are such a–[Cut to Vanessa walking to bring the pie but she slips and presses the button to play the song] [Cut to the family lipsyincing to the song. The video changes to black and white again.]
All: Hello from the other side[Everyone is wearing a coat like Adele in her video now]
At least I can say that I tried
To tell you I’m sorry for breaking your heart
but it don’t matter, it clearly doesn’t tear you apart[Now everyone is at Adele’s ‘Hello’ shooting venue with a pond and flying autumn leaves.]
Vanessa: Dig in, everyone.[Little girl turns towards the camera]
Little girl: Thanks Adele.[The End]