Becca… Amy Schumer
Carla… Venessa Bayer
Mark… Taran Killam
Kenan Thompson[Starts with a clip of DELTA airlines flying]
Becca: Okay folks. [Cut to inside the plane.] We’ve reached our cruising altitude but when seated, we ask that you keep your seat belt fastened. In a moment, we’ll begin our complimentary beverage and snacks service.
Carla: Our recent survey in Delta magazine placed Delta as the third most fun airline and that is something to sing about.
Becca: Hit the jam, DJ.[music playing]
Carla: [singing] Tell em’ what they want, what they really, really want
Becca: I’ll tell what they want, what they really, really want
Carla: They wanna, they wanna, they wanna, they wanna
Becca: What they really, really, really want is to have a nice flight.
Carla: If you’re feeling hungry, we’ve got great snacks
Becca: If you wanna buy a headset, we’ll be coming right back
So tell em’ what they want, what they really, really want
Carla: I’ll tell what they want, what they really, really want[As Carla dances while singing, she mistakenly opens the airplane door and gets sucked out.] [Everybody in the plane are screaming.] [Mark comes in, screams and goes back.] [Carla is still hanging by the airplane door] [Becca pulls Carla in and closes the door] [Carla is horrified]
Becca: Are you okay? Oh, my god!
Carla: I swallowed so much air.
Becca: Oh, my god. Sit down. Oh, my god.
Carla: I’m fine. I’m fine.
Becca: Carla, you were just outside the plane. What do you need?
Carla: All I need is to finish the announcement song that we worked so hard on in my garage. Folks, as you can see I am fine. So, on with the jam.[music playing]
So, here’s the story from us to you
to have a great flight, you gotta know your flight crew
you got Becca up front, she’s the best
Mark in the back, [yelling] I was outside the plane.
Becca: Turn the music off, Mark. Mark![music stops]
Carla: I was out there and then I was in the sky. And then I saw myself as a little girl.[Mark walks in]
Mark: Carla, Carla, are you okay?
Carla: Get away, Mark!
Becca: You did nothing, useless Mark.
Carla: Mark![Becca picks up the mic]
Becca: Ladies and gentlemen, Mark did nothing. And also, please do not be afraid of using the forward restroom because of the door. It is secure now. It is locked. [Becca walks to the door] As you can see, you can knock on it. You can lean on it like, “Hello fella, how you’re doing?”[When Becca leans on the door, it opens and Becca falls off this time.]
Carla: Oh, my god!
Carla: Um, I couldn’t pull her, okay? The passengers have to come first. So, you all saw there was nothing I could do.[Cut to Kenan sitting in the plane. Becca is looking through the window by Kenan’s side.]
Kenan: Ma’am, that woman is right there holding on real hard.[Cut to Carla]
Carla: Go to the door. Go to the door. Okay folks, everything’s going to be fine. And because it is inconvenience, you can all watch San Andres for free. So, anyway, you guys pretty pumped to go Milwaukee?[Cut to Becca looking through the door window]
Okay, okay. Here we go. Hold on one sec.[Carla walks to the door and opens it and pulls Becca in] [Becca is making noise]
Becca: Carla! Oh, my god, was I out there for a full year?
Carla: I closed the door on you.
Becca: I know. Shut up, Carla. We’ll deal with it later.
Carla: I left you out there.
Becca:[Mark walks in]
Mark: Ladies, ladies, both of you sit down. Please, please. I’ve got this. Please, both of you.[Becca and Carla sit down]
Just rest.[Mark grabs the mic]
Folks, I am so sorry about all of this. What do you say we get this flight back on track? Huh? And speaking of track, hit it.[music playing] [singing] I’m giving you everything [Cut to Becca, Carla and Kenan sitting together. They are loving Mark’s performance.]
all the drinks you need[The End]