Blazer… Taran Killam

Wiz Khalifa

Kenan Thompson

Chief… Beck Bennett

Bobby Moynihan

[Starts with Blazer intro]

Male voice: Blazer! He gets the job done. Cleaning up the streets, one thug at a time. The best.

[Cut to Blazer interrogating Wiz]

Blazer: You ready to talk?

Wiz: Talk about what?

[Blazer punches Wiz]

Male voice: Unstoppable! He’s not afraid to get his hands dirty.

[Blazer jumps into an apartment through the window where Kenan is sitting]

Kenan: No, not again, Blazer!

[Blazer punches Kenan]

Male voice: Justice has a new name.

[Blazer is punching everybody but he stops when it’s a white guy.] [Video paused on TV] [Cut to Blazer and Chief in a police office]

Chief: So, you see why I gotta fire you, right Blazer?

Blazer: Coz I only beat up black guys?

Chief: Yeah, coz you only beat up black guys.

Blazer: Coz my partner filmed everything with his bodycam?

Chief: Yeah.

Blazer: Also coz I edited it altogether and added music and put it up on YouTube?

Chief: Yeah, all that. yeah.

Blazer: Well, had a good run while it lasted, didn’t we chief?

Chief: [smiles] We sure did. We sure did.

[Blazer and Chief laughing and shaking hands] [Video pauses on TV] [Cut to Bobby and Chief in the office]

Bobby: So, you see why you can’t be police chief anymore?

Chief: Because I may have lied of race based police brutality?

Bobby: Yeah.

[Cut to Blazer running over the walls]

Male voice: Blazer!

[Blazer falls]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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