Brother 2 Brother

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Matty… Chris Hemsworth

Marky… Taran Killam

Mrs. Watkins… Cecily Strong

[Starts with Disney Channel video bumper]

Kid voice: You’re watching the Disney Channel. [Cut to the next show intro] Later, he’s only fifteen but he owns his own pizza place. It’s Cody Pepperoni. But first, it’s time for our brand new episode of “Brother 2 Brother.”

[Cut to Brother 2 Brother intro]

Intro song: It’s Brother 2 Brother
who are there for each other
in every possible way-ay-ay
through thick and through thin
are Calama twin
to help me get through the day-ay
Okay!

[Cut to Matty acting worried in a school hallway. Marky comes in. They’re both wearing same clothes.]

Marky: Matty, what’s wrong? You look down in the dumps. That’s not good.

Matty: Oh, I am Marky. I have a big calculus test today but I don’t know the first thing about math. I mean, what is a molecule anyway?

Marky: Matty, that’s science.

Matty and Marky: Oh, brothers!

Marky: I wish I could help you, but I have to meet Stacy in cafeteria in two minutes. And that’s only 120 seconds.

Matty: Wait a minute. That was math. You’re good at math.

Marky: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Matty: We switch places? You take my calculus test and I meet Stacy in cafeteria?

Marky: Yes, that is what I was thinking. It’s a plan.

Matty: A twin plan!

[Cut to a class]

Mrs. Watkins: Alright class, settle down. It’s time for the big calculus test. Now I hope you all studied.

[Marky walks in the class]

Marky: I know I did, Mrs. Watkins. Me, Matty. I’m ready to take the test and I know I’m gonna ace it. Me, Matty.

Mrs. Watkins: You’re not Matty, you’re Marky. Matty’s like, bigger and stronger. You know, with like, wider shoulders. You’re like smaller and and your skin isn’t as tan. Like, it’s paler. And like, you have that dark arm hair that kind of goes down to your hands. He doesn’t have that. His is like golder skin and also like golder hair.

[Marky is feeling insulted] [Cut to Marky]

Marky: Ah! You caught me.

Mrs. Watkins: Yep, like his jaw [Cut to Marky and Mrs. Watkins] is just more defined. Like, your’s is softer. It’s just sort of slopes down to your neck. You know? He has these cheekbones. They’re just more sculpted. Like, your’s are puffier so you can’t see the structure of the face as much.

Marky: Well, ha-ha. Mrs. Watkins. You caught me.

Mrs. Watkins: And also, his chest goes out. Like it just takes up more room in the room. You know? And he has those– what are those called?

[Cut to Kyle]

Kyle: Triceps?

Mrs. Watkins: Yes! Triceps. Thank you. [Cut to Marky and Mrs. Watkins] They make his shirt tighter. Like, your’s is a little looser on the arms, you see? Where the sleeve ends?

Marky: Well, ha-ha. Sure do. Looks like I learned a good–

[Cut to Aidy]

Aidy: And Matty’s butt is different.

[Cut to Marky and Mrs. Watkins]

Mrs. Watkins: Right, right! Yes! His butt, yes!

[Cut to Aidy]

Aidy: Coz, Matty’s is like, hard and round and like, up.

[Cut to Marky feeling insulted]

Marky: It is, but–

[Cut to Aidy]

Aidy: Yeah, and your’s is like, “Well, I got to the bathroom on this thing.” You know?

[Cut to Marky]

Marky: Boy do I know.

[Matty peeks from the door]

Matty: Hey, Marky, how is it going?

Marky: Um, bad.

Matty: Hey, don’t get too good grade, it will be suspicious.

Marky: Ya, we’re not there yet.

[Cut to Kyle]

Kyle: Plus, I feel like Matty’s nipples are smaller and harder. Is that a thing?

[Cut to Aidy]

Aidy: Yeah! Because, you can always like, see them through his shirt.

[Cut to Kyle]

Kyle: Right! And we can’t see your’s. So, I feel like that means they’re puffier or wider or something?

[Cut to Marky looking insulted]

You know when like, a nipples puffy–

Marky: My dick’s bigger!

[Cut to Marky and Mrs. Watkins.]

Mrs. Watkins: What? How do you know that?

Marky: It’s not. [Marky starts crying] [Cut to Brother 2 Brother outro]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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