Justin Bieber… Kate McKinnon[Starts with Justin Bieber playing drums and 2 is posing as a model.] [Cut to video bumper for “Justin Bieber for Calvin Klein”]
Justin Bieber: I’m a big boy now[Justin Bieber starts playing the drums again] [Justin Bieber and 2 are posing with Calvin Klein on]
Justin Bieber: This tattoo made me say, “Ou-wii”.[Justin Bieber is trying to touch 2’s breasts but 2 keeps moving his hands away.]
Justin Bieber: I’m not supposed to drink but I do.
Justin Bieber: Yo! My peepee’s in there. My Calvins.[ends with outro that says ‘#mycalvins’ and ‘Calvin Klein Jeans’.] [cheers and applause]