Justin Bieber… Kate McKinnon
[Starts with Justin Bieber playing drums and 2 is posing as a model.] [Cut to video bumper for “Justin Bieber for Calvin Klein”]Justin Bieber: I’m a big boy now
[Justin Bieber starts playing the drums again] [Justin Bieber and 2 are posing with Calvin Klein on]Justin Bieber: This tattoo made me say, “Ou-wii”.
[Justin Bieber is trying to touch 2’s breasts but 2 keeps moving his hands away.]Justin Bieber: I’m not supposed to drink but I do.
Justin Bieber: Yo! My peepee’s in there. My Calvins.
[ends with outro that says ‘#mycalvins’ and ‘Calvin Klein Jeans’.] [cheers and applause]