Justin Bieber… Kate McKinnon
Model… Cecily Strong
[Starts with a model in her set not knowing what to do.] [Justin Bieber wearing his undergarments silently walks to her and scares her.] [drums rolling] [Justin Bieber is flexing his Calvin Klein underwear, his muscles and his tattoos.]Justin Bieber: Are my muscles cute?
[the model shakes her head no] [Justin Bieber plays basketball with the model but she doesn’t want to play] [Justin Bieber is riding a scooter]Justin Bieber: Yo! All this underwear is making me tired.
My Calvins, close from my big wiener.
[Ends with outro that says “#mycalvins Calvin Klein Jeans”] [Cut to Justin Bieber dribbling the ball, and then touching the models thighs.]