Justin Bieber… Kate McKinnon
Model… Cecily Strong
[Starts with a model walking her baby on a stroller.] [Justin Bieber is in the stroller and he opens the hood.]Justin Bieber: Hey girl. You miss me? I just had a nappy, yo!
[Justin Bieber is running in his underwear] [Justin Bieber tries to opens model’s pants too]Model: No!
Justin Bieber: Believer baby!
My Kevin.
Male voice: Calvin.
Justin Bieber: Kevin.
Male voice: Calvins.
Justin Bieber: My Calvins.
[drums rolling] [Ends with outro that says “#mycalvins Calvin Klein Jeans.”]