Venessa Bayer
Beck Bennett
[Starts with an upset old man sitting on a couch.]
Venessa: What’s wrong with dad?
Beck: He refuses to wear is hold diapers. But I think he keeps having accidents.
[Cut to Venessa]
Venessa: [smiles] Let me handle this.
[Cut to Venessa and Old man]
Old man: I am not wearing those things. They’re for kids.
Venessa: Are they?
[Venessa hands Old man a diaper with Clark Gable’s picture on it]
Old man: Clark Gable?
Male voice: It can be embarrassing to talk to your parents about adult diapers. But now, it’s a lot easier with Depend Legends.
[Cut to Venessa, Beck and Old man. Venessa hands over Old man a pack of Depend Legends diapers.]
Featuring illustrations of their favorite figures from history and their golden age of television. Like, Micky Mantle, Jack Paar and the clown prince of the piano, Victor Borge.
[Cut to Venessa and Old man]
Venessa: Depend Legends are great. He’s not embarrassed about wearing diapers anymore.
Old man: Why should I be embarrassed? I just went on Ms. Bettie Page.
Male voice: Depend Legends come in a variety of new styles your parents will love. the greatest generation collection, masterpieces of art and architecture, and newsmen and news makers.
[Cut to Old man showing a picture on his diaper that he is wearing to Venessa and Beck]
Old man: That’s Joseph Welch confronting senator McCarthy on live television. Have you no sense of decency?
Male voice: Collect them all and trade them with friends. [Cut to Old man exchanging his diapers with his friend] And for those with more contemporary taste, Depend Legends is introducing it’s stars of syndication line with Castle, all the female DAs from law and order, and Tony Shalhoub.
[Cut to Old man talking to his family about the diaper.]
Old man: On a diaper? That’s the last place a monk wants to be.
Male voice: Depend Legends. Make history, in your pants.
