Beck Bennett[Starts with an upset old man sitting on a couch.]
Venessa: What’s wrong with dad?
Beck: He refuses to wear is hold diapers. But I think he keeps having accidents.[Cut to Venessa]
Venessa: [smiles] Let me handle this.[Cut to Venessa and Old man]
Old man: I am not wearing those things. They’re for kids.
Venessa: Are they?[Venessa hands Old man a diaper with Clark Gable’s picture on it]
Old man: Clark Gable?
Male voice: It can be embarrassing to talk to your parents about adult diapers. But now, it’s a lot easier with Depend Legends.
Featuring illustrations of their favorite figures from history and their golden age of television. Like, Micky Mantle, Jack Paar and the clown prince of the piano, Victor Borge.[Cut to Venessa and Old man]
Venessa: Depend Legends are great. He’s not embarrassed about wearing diapers anymore.
Old man: Why should I be embarrassed? I just went on Ms. Bettie Page.
Male voice: Depend Legends come in a variety of new styles your parents will love. the greatest generation collection, masterpieces of art and architecture, and newsmen and news makers.[Cut to Old man showing a picture on his diaper that he is wearing to Venessa and Beck]
Old man: That’s Joseph Welch confronting senator McCarthy on live television. Have you no sense of decency?
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Old man: On a diaper? That’s the last place a monk wants to be.
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