Dope Squad

Trisa Hogan… Aidy Bryant

Tina Fey

Amy Poehler

[Starts with promotion interview of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for a movie.]

Trisa Hogan: Hi ladies. I’m Trisa Hogan for Pop News Daily After Show Podcast .Jpeg.

Tina Fey: Hi there.

Amy Poehler: Hi.

Trisa Hogan: You know, you got movies, television, kids. How do you juggle it all?

Amy Poehler: You know, we just have a great squad of people who help us out.

Trisa Hogan: Oh yeah, squad! Models and stars.

Tina Fey: No! It’s not like that. You wanna know what it’s like? Then shut the hell up and listen.

[music playing]

[Cut to movie Tina & Amy’s Dope Squad intro. It’s showing females with arms and weapons.]

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler: [singing] We’ve gotta deep dope squad
it takes our daily job
we got the best ladies
we’ve been told that we roll deep, hey!

The woman at the diner
who always knows my order
my mammogram technician
dude who returned my wallet in taxi

There’s our gynecologist
our real life gynecologist
we share a gynecologist
she’s a huge part of the squad

Trisa Hogan: I think I get what you guys are saying. It’s like…

[rapping] A queen ain’t a queen just for sitting up front
she needs a whole damn crew, she can’t do it alone
it’s a healthy mix of friends and assistant
offering support and taking care of business
it can be M.I.A. from the P.T.A.
coz you’re picking up Leche from Trader Jose’s
slice in two duet with a samurai
all the while dealing with U.T.I.

So, you guys are like, so, so, down to earth.

Tina Fey: No.don’t misunderstand bitch.

Amy Poehler: Our squad is veritable, who’s who.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler: We hanging with Gayle King
Robert Downey Sr.
You’ve heard of Amy Schumer

Tina Fey: Well I did her show so she owes me one

Amy Poehler: Favor!

Amy Schumer: Wait, is this not a charity thing?

Tina Fey: In a way.

Amy Poehler: Sort of.

Tina Fey: You know what? Let’s just do a slow motion post apocalyptic walk.

Amy Schumer: Okay.

[Amy starts showing funny moves]

Wait, who are we mad at?

All: We’ve got a dope squad
It takes care of our job
we got the best ladies
we’ve been told that we will do it!

[Scene where Trisa Hogan, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Amy Schumer are walking side by side and there’s an explosion at the back.]

Amy Schumer: Oh, my god!

Tina Fey: Guys, you cannot just trigger an explosion and not tell people.

Amy Poehler: It’s a different world now, guys!

Tina Fey: Trisa Hogan0 times! Trisa Hogan0 times.

Amy Poehler: Okay, everyone alright?

Amy Schumer: No. No, I’m suing everyone here.

Trisa Hogan: Okay.

[The End]