Father Daughter Ad


Taran Killam

Dakota Johnson

Kyle Mooney

[Starts with a car pulling over in front of the building] [Cut to Father and Daughter inside the car]

Father: Well, this is it. You need any help with your bag?

Daughter: No, that’s alright. I got it.

Father: How about some walking around?

Daughter: Dad! It’s okay.

Father: Okay. Just, um, make sure to–

Daughter: Call you when I get there? I know.

Father: Ya. You know, um, you could stay home to another year of high school.

Daughter: Very funny dad! [laughs and steps out of the car.]

Father: Well, I’ll see you at Thanksgiving.

Daughter: Ya, I’ll see you. [Daughter bends over to the car’s window] Hey dad!

Father: Ya!

Daughter: Thanks.

Father: You got it, kiddo!

[horn honking] [sigh] Looks like your ride’s here.

[Cut to a truck full of men with guns and Islamic logo on it pulls over.] [Cut to Father]

You be careful, okay?

[Cut to Daughter]

Daughter: Dad, it’s just ISIS.

[Daughter winks at Father and walks.] [Cut to Daughter getting on the ISIS truck.] [Cut to Kyle on the truck looking at Father] [Cut to Dad looking at Kyle]

Father: Take care of her.

[Cut to Kyle nodding his head.] [Cut to the truck leaving the area. The men are firing guns at the sky and making noise.] [Cut to Father taking long breath]

Female voice: ISIS: We’ll take it from here, Dad.

[cheers and applause]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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