Janelle… Sasheer Zamata
Teddy… Kyle Mooney
Mom…Taraji P. Henson
Michael… Jay Pharoah
[Starts with How 2 dance with Janelle intro] [Cut to Janelle streaming live with her friend Teddy sitting behind her.]Janelle: What’s up YouTube? It’s your girl Janelle, a.k.a. Jay Train, a.k.a. Janelle. And I’m here as always with my best friend Teddy.
Teddy: [walks near to Janelle] Best friend and prom date.
Janelle: That’s right. We’re going together as a joke. [laughs]
Teddy: So funny!
Janelle: Anyway, we’re live streaming today in honor of my channel hitting 1 million subscribers. So, shout out to my 1 million subscriber, Jeremy Gates from Danberi state penitentiary. [Janelle hits the play button and the music starts playing] Okay, let’s get dancing.
[Janelle and Teddy stand]Today we’re gonna learn how to do the Do Drop. Alright Teddy, first you have to shake your shoulders like you’re cold then roll your body like it’s a snake. It’s easy. Let’s try it full speed.
Teddy: Oh, my god!
[Mom opens the door enters the room]Mom: Woo-hoo! Y’all better be kissing in here.
Janelle: Ew, gross!
Teddy: Yeah, that’d be so gross.
[Janelle pauses the music]Janelle: Can you leave? I’m doing my dances.
Mom: Oh, I know baby. Your brothers and friends are all watching in the living room.
Michael: Janelle! None of my friends want to play Xbox with me.
Mom: Michael! Go take the garbage!
Michael: Mom, it’s not even making sense!
Mom: You better get out of here boy!
[Michael leaves]Baby, show me the dance you were doing?
Janelle: Oh, it’s call the Do Drop. Like this.
Mom: Oh, no, no, no. That is not how we move in this house. I raised you better than that. We move like this.
[Mom shows Janelle how to move even better.]Teddy: [looking at Mom] Oh, how cool pillow. I’m just gonna put it right here.
[Janelle puts the pillow over his lap.]Janelle: Oh, mom!
Mom: Please! You know I auditioned to be a fly girl. Now let me show you how real real woman dances.
Janelle: But I’m not a woman.
Mom: Well, your body disagrees. Alright, step one, jam!
[Mom plays the music and starts dancing]Ay! Ay! Step two, it’s all about arms and back. You gotta pop it like this. Pop! Pop! Pop it out! Pop it! Pop it!
Janelle: It looks like someone’s trying to punch you in the spine.
Mom: That’s what’s hot about it. Pop it! Pop it!
[Janelle and Mom are dancing together]Bang! Bang! Bang! Now, how does that feel for you?
Janelle: It hurts everything.
Mom: Hah! Then you’re doing it right, baby. Now watch this. This is when you’re dropping it low.
[Mom starts shaking her butt] [Michael walks in]Michael: Mom, my friends are watching this!
Mom: Hey, boys! Don’t you eat all my food!
[Michael leaves]Janelle: Teddy, get in here.
Mom: Yeah! Teddy!
[Janelle pulls Teddy in the middle of her and Mom.]Mom: Come on, Teddy! You have to move your hips like this.
Janelle: Yeah, and move your arms and chest like this.
Mom: Yeah, go Teddy! Go Teddy!
[Teddy faints]Is he alright?
Janelle: Yeah, he faints a lot. I’ll just get him some water.
Mom: Okay, baby. You go.
[Janelle leaves]Mom: [looking at the computer] What’s that comment say? Do you know how to twerk? Oh, baby. I was made for–
[Michael storms in]Michael: No, no, no, no.
[Michael is pressing all the buttons trying to stop the streaming] [This livestream has now ended.]