Host… Taran Killam
Michael… Beck Bennett
Michelle… Venessa Bayer
Rosie Perez… Cecily Strong
Daniel… Bobby Moynihan
Terra… Reese Witherspoon
Reginald VelJohnson… Kenan Thompson
[Starts with Picture Perfect intro]
Male voice: Now it’s time to play Picture Perfect.
[Cut to Host in his set]
Host: Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome to Picture Perfect. We have some terrific players here ready to draw their way to victory into our million dollar grand prize. To my left, [Cut to Michael and Michelle] we have Michael and Michelle Folten.
[Cut to Host]
And their celebrity teammate, she’s the co-host of ‘The View’, [Cut to Rosie Perez] it’s Rosie Perez.
Rosie Perez: Yeah! I wanna draw some pictures.
[Cut to Host]
Host: Ha-ha, you sure are Rosie. And over here, [Cut to Daniel and Terra] we got Daniel and Terra Hofman.
Terra: Woo-hoo! Hofman!
[Cut to Host]
Host: And um, you may remember their celebrity teammate, [Cut to Reginald VelJohnson] it’s Carl Winslow from TV’s Family Matters, Reginald VelJohnson.
[Cut to Host]
Ha-ha-ha, hey Reg, where is Erkle?
[Cut to Reginald VelJohnson shaking his head]
Reginald VelJohnson: Move on.
[Cut to Host]
Host: You got it, bud. Remember, if you get stuck halfway through, you can hand the pen off to a teammate. Foltens, show em’ how it’s done.
[Cut to the stage. Michael stands and walks to the canvas.]
Alright, here we go now. Your category is ‘At the movies’, and here is what you’ll be drawing.
[Host shows a flash card to Michael. “Gone Girl” is shown at the bottom of the TV screen.]
Michael: Got it.
Host: Alright. Clock’s ready? Go!
[Michael draws a girl and and arrow]
Michelle: Um, it’s a girl. Oh, she’s gone.
Rosie Perez: Eva! Eva!
Michelle: Oh, oh! Gone Girl. Gone Girl.
[right answer bell]
Host: Yeah, okay! Wow. Wow. Excuse me. Hope they’re all not that easy, right? Hoffmans, you’re up.
[Daniel stands and walks to the canvas.]
Get up here, Daniel. Come on, Daniel. Daniel, tell me how you’re feeling.
Daniel: Well, I took a drawing class in college, so I think I’m gonna be just fine.
Terra: Yay! Daniel!
Host: Oh! Love, support, confidence. I like it. Your category is Trendsetters, and here’s what you’ll be drawing today.
Daniel: Alright.
[Host passes the flashcard to Daniel. “The Prophet Muhammad” is shown at the bottom of the TV screen.]
[Daniel looks around]
Um, wait.
Host: You ready to go, Daniel?
Daniel: No.
Host: Okay, go ahead. Put time on that clock.
Daniel: No, wait!
Host: And go.
Daniel: Wait! Um…
[Daniel just looks here and there]
Terra: Come on, honey. You can draw.
Daniel: Um, I can’t. I don’t think I can. Maybe pass!
Host: You cannot pass.
Daniel: Um, please!
Reginald VelJohnson: Come on! Just draw something, dude!
Terra: Daniel! It’s $1 million. Whoever it is, just draw his face.
Daniel: I dont…
Terra: raw his face Daniel.
Daniel: No, I don’t want to. I wanna go home.
[chiming sound]
Host: Oh, that sound means it’s a halfway beeper. Now remember Daniel, if you want, you can trade with your team.
Daniel: I wanna trade. I wanna trade.
[Reginald VelJohnson walks up and Daniel sits down.]
Reginald VelJohnson: Trade when it’s about time. You wanna see how it’s done? Fine, let me just read the clue.
[Reginald VelJohnson reads the flash card.]
Oh, I dropped my pen!
[Reginald VelJohnson threw his pen out of the stage]
Host: Alright. Well, while we get Reginald a new pen, a reminder, if they don’t win the million dollar prize, we will subtract $1 million from Hoffman’s bank account.
Terra: What?
Daniel: What? Why?
Terra: Come on, Reginald, you can do it. Take the pen.
[Host is passing Reginald VelJohnson a pen]
Reginald VelJohnson: Not doing it.
Terra: You can do it.
Reginald VelJohnson: Not doing it.
Terra: Erlke would do it!
[Reginald VelJohnson is determined now]
Reginald VelJohnson: Alright, give me the pen.
[time up beeper]
Host: Oh! I’m sorry. That’s time. Terra, your final guess. What did they draw?
Terra: I don’t know. The Prophet Muhammad?
[right answer bell]
Host: Oh, my goodness! That is correct! Wow, wow, wow! Again, the takeaway is these two men drew the Prophet Muhammad.
Daniel: No! We did not. We drew nothing.
Reginald VelJohnson: Oh! Sweet lord, they coming for me.
Host: You know they are, Reginald. They are coming. For more Picture Perfect, right after this!
[The End]
