Norman Ostroburg… Michael Keaton
Pete Davidson
Eddie… Mike O’Brien
Kate McKinnon
Venessa Bayer
Rich… Bobby Moyninah
Aidy Bryant
Sasheer Zamata
[Starts with a teacher teaching students in a classroom]
Norman: So, goal here would be to make the imaginary numbers less intimidating. Let’s move on to–
[Cut to Pete and Eddie]
Pete: Hey, man! You’re going to prom?
Eddie: Of course. Looking to win my 6th consecutive Prom King.
Pete: Dude, you gotta graduate.
Eddie: Yeah, whatever. I’m gonna be Prom King and whoever I choose to take is gonna be Prom Queen.
Pete: So, you think you could anyone to prom and they’ll be queen? Just because they went with you?
Eddie: Basically.
Pete: Yeah, I don’t know.
Eddie: 200 bucks. Name anyone in the school.
Pete: Anyone?
Eddie: Anyone.
[Cut to Kate playing with her pencil in her mouth. Pete and Eddie are behind her.]
Pete: Um, that girl. [pointing at Kate]
Eddie: What Mr. Ostroburg?
Pete: [looking funny] Yes!
Eddie: It’s too hard, man! The guy’s a dork.
Pete: If you don’t think you can do it, pay up now.
[bell rings]
[Cut to Norman reading his notes. The students are leaving. Eddie approaches Norman]
Eddie: Mr. Ostroburg?
Norman: Ya.
Eddie: Holy crap, some of the stuff you were saying today, it’s real as hell.
Norman: Please, Eddie, don’t cay crap nor hell, alright?
Eddie: Alright. Um, I didn’t really get some of the stuff about imaginary numbers.
Norman: Well, if you’re free during 7th grade, we could go over then.
Eddie: Not. I could come over house after school.
Norman: Ah, well, sure. I suppose that’ll be alright.
Eddie: Right? Great! Alright.
[Kate is looking at Norman]
Kate: My next class is in here.
Norman: Okay.
[Cut to Norman and Eddie in Norman’s house.]
Norman: Here you go.
Eddie: That’s B. I think I’m starting to actually get a little bit of this stuff.
Norman: Oh! You’re a smart kid, Ed.
Eddie: I’ve got a great teacher.
Norman: Thank you. Alright, let’s get back.
[Cut to Venessa walking in with a wine glass.]
Venessa: Well, it’s 7:Eddie0. So, I’m gonna turn in. Don’t stay up too late.
[Cut to Norman and Eddie]
Norman: Yeah, got it. Goodnight.
[Cut to Venessa. She just walks looking at them.]
[Cut to Norman and Eddie]
Eddie: Um, can I try something?
Norman: Sure.
[Eddie takes Norman’s glasses off. Eddie looks at him nicely then puts the glasses back on him.]
Eddie: I just kind of thought that’d be something different. Um, are you going to prom?
Norman: Yeah, for Shepra.
Eddie: Oh, I was wondering if you’d want to go with me instead.
Norman: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Eddie: Yeah?
Norman: Yeah.
Eddie: Great. That’s awesome.
Norman: Okay. Great.
[Eddie leaves]
Eddie: I’ll pick you up at 6.
[Cut to the teachers in the staff room.
Aidy: Rich, that’s crazy. You have all the hot gossip.
Rich: Please, that is nothing. You wanna hear something real juicy?
Aidy: Yes!
Sasheer: Dish it!
Rich: Eddie Galavan is taking a loser to prom and he $200 that he could make him Prom Queen.
[Norman overhears their conversation and is shocked.]
Sasheer: Eddie’s gonna turn some loser into Prom Queen?
Rich: I mean, he’s gonna try.
Sasheer: I cannot wait to see this.
[Norman storms out of the staff room]
Aidy: What a loser!
[Cut to Norman and Venessa in their house.]
Venessa: Norman. It’s 7:30. Doesn’t the prom start at 7?
Norman: Yeah. Um, moving along with the weather, so I got Ted to shop around.
Venessa: Oh, well. I’m gonna to my Vicks vapor rub and go to bed.
[Venessa leaves]
[door bell ringing]
[Norman opens the door. It’s Eddie soaking wet in the rain.]
Eddie: Hey!
Norman: What do you want?
Eddie: Listen, hear me out. There was a bet, okay? It was a stupid, stupid bet. And I don’t even care about the money or any of that. Coz I accidentally… I accidentally fell in love.
Norman: Stay right here.
[Norman goes in and comes back dressed up for prom.]
[Cut to Norman getting back home with his Prom Queen crown]
[Cut to Eddie waving his hand bye to Norman]
[Eddie leaves]
