Right Side of the Bed with Scarlett Johansson

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Cory Chisholm… Taran Killam

Gracelynn Chisholm… Cecily Strong

Daniela Denyada… Scarlett Johansson

Housy Yern… Kate McKinnon

[Starts with WSB/TV ATLANTA video bumper]

Female voice: You’re watching WSB/TV ATLANTA. Up next, it’s Right Side of the Bed.

[Cut to Right Side of the Bed intro] [Cut to Cory Chisholm and Gracelynn Chisholm in their set]

Cory Chisholm: Good early to mid-morning you guys.

Gracelynn Chisholm: You’re watching Right Side of the Bed. I’m Gracelynn Chisholm and I’m here with my husband Cory Chisholm, better known as the Mirror Hall.

Cory Chisholm: Oh! Someone’s getting shady right off the back. I look in the mirror to practice my sex faces for you.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Cory! It’s not 6 am, you corny horn dog. Would you chill our?

Cory Chisholm: I can’t help but you’re looking crazy sexy cool today. Come here.

[Cory Chisholm is trying to lick Gracelynn Chisholm]

Gracelynn Chisholm: Oh, my god! Cory, would you stop! You are knocking my bumping back.

Cory Chisholm: I wanna bump it in your back style.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Cory! Girl, bye!

Cory Chisholm: Look at you thinking you’re all NeNe Leakes.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Would you stop snapping please. You guys, it’s Kentucky Derby week and coming up a little bit lighter, we are going to learn how to make a Mint julep with a help of a really great guest.

Cory Chisholm: That’s right. She is the owner of Tiny Bites. It’s a full service catering company.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Now all the way from New Jersey, It’s Daniela Denyada.

[Cut to Daniela Denyada. She is standing behind a table to prepare Mint Julep.] [cheers and applause]

Daniela Denyada: Hi. I got all my ingredients out so I could start whenever you’re ready.

Cory Chisholm: Oh, there she is. What a sweetie.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Oh, she’s as cute as a bird.

Daniela Denyada: Thank you, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Okay Daniela, we’ll be right back with you in two and half shakes to get that recipe.

Daniela Denyada: Alright. I’ll stay right here.

[Cut to Cory Chisholm and Gracelynn Chisholm]

Gracelynn Chisholm: Oh, well. I love that accent. She sounds like a talking pizza.

Cory Chisholm: She does. Oh, and I’m excited to learn a new drink coz I’m so tired of fuzzy navels.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Fuzzy navels? Oh, yeah, right. You shave every thing.

Cory Chisholm: Whaaaat?

Gracelynn Chisholm: Yeah, you look like a woman from the waist down.

Cory Chisholm: Well then I guess you’re a lesbian coz you’re bouncing on it err-night.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Cory, please! If you’re just joining us, do not go anywhere coz coming up later, we got Daniela Denyada.

[Cut to Daniela Denyada speaking on the phone]

Daniela Denyada: Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Cory Chisholm: Oh-oh! Looks like we caught her on her cell phone.

Daniela Denyada: Sorry, hang on. I gotta take this call. He only gets one call, alright?

Man: Where are you?

Daniela Denyada: Somewhere in the south.

Man: What are you doing?

Daniela Denyada: That show on TV, you know, the one with the gay guy and his mom?

[Cut to Cory Chisholm and Gracelynn Chisholm]

Cory Chisholm and Gracelynn Chisholm: Whaaaat?

[Cut to Daniela Denyada]

Daniela Denyada: Look, I- I gotta hang up. I love you. Remember that.

Man: Hey, send me 30 pictures.

Daniela Denyada: Later.

[Daniela Denyada hangs up the phone]

Alright, so do I do it now? Or what?

Gracelynn Chisholm: No, not yet Daniela. We’re coming to you real soon there.

Daniela Denyada: Alright, I’ll maintain in this.

[Cut to Cory Chisholm and Gracelynn Chisholm]

Gracelynn Chisholm: Alright, I can’t wait to taste that cocktail.

Cory Chisholm: Um-hmm. I can only have lil sip coz bourbon makes me frisky.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Oh, Cory! Chillax!

Cory Chisholm: Oh, girlfriend! I’m just like every other testosterone filled man on this planet. We were put here to get that puny.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Oh, my god! After that, I need a drink. And that’s Daniela’s time. She’s coming up.

[Cut to Daniela Denyada]

Daniela Denyada: You ready for me? I already cut the lemons. I’m getting a little agitated here.

[Cut to Cory Chisholm and Gracelynn Chisholm]

Gracelynn Chisholm: I mean, she’s just as cute as can be.

Cory Chisholm: Um-um, I know. She is as pretty as Rachael Ray was for a short time.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Cory!

Cory Chisholm: What?

Gracelynn Chisholm: She is gorgeous. You are acting like a tired old ignorant queen.

Cory Chisholm: Well, and you love every inch of it, you stutter bug.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Now, you know what you are. You are like a terrier with a dirty butt. I don’t know whether to give you a bath or give you away.

Cory Chisholm: Oh, I think she’s gonna keep me. [barking] [Daniela Denyada walks in with her cocktails]

Daniela Denyada: I got bored. I made them already alright? Scoot over! Excuse my fingers.

[Daniela Denyada sits on the sofa with Cory Chisholm and Gracelynn Chisholm]

Cory Chisholm: Um, omg, you guys! This is like my favorite sex dream. Two women at once.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Cory!

Cory Chisholm: Hey, if anybody wants to go camping, I’m pitching a family size tent over here.

Daniela Denyada: I see no evidence of that.

Cory Chisholm: I’m just saying. You need a camp fire. I got the wood!

Gracelynn Chisholm: Could you stop it! You only know how to go glamping.

Daniela Denyada: Can we drink these already? So I could get back to Marriott? I left my kids in the pool.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Okay, let’s take a break. Take a break! When we get back, more Derby fun with special guest Housy Yern!

[Cut to Housy Yem. He is playing an electric guitar and guitar.]

How about that y’all? [Cut to Cory Chisholm, Gracelynn Chisholm and Daniela Denyada] He changed the words.

Cory Chisholm: Oh-oh! I think I found a sculpted nail in my drink y’all.

Daniela Denyada: That’s mine.

Cory Chisholm: I’m keeping it.

Gracelynn Chisholm: Alright, we’ll be back you guys.

Daniela Denyada: What’s the deal with you two anyway?

[Ends]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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