Aidy Bryant
Venessa Bayer
Kenan Thompson
[Cut to young people having a house party]
Male voice: The world was their’s until one day.
[Cut to Aidy and Venessa in the car. Venessa is driving.]
Aidy: We’re gonna be friends forever, right? Like, even after graduation?
Venessa: Are you kidding me? All we need is each other.
Male voice: The world changed.
[The radio starts making sounds. Aidy and Venessa look at the radio screen when they get into an accident.]
[Cut to Venessa waking up in the hospital]
[heart rate monitor sound]
Venessa: Hello? Hello?
[Venessa walks out of the room. The hospital is empty. She sees Aidy there too.]
Aidy: What’s going on?
Male voice: In the future.
TV: From Tokyo to London, New York, Bangkok–
[Next channel]
TV: Taylor Swift.
[Next channel]
TV: Taylor Swift.
[Next channel]
TV: Taylor Swift.
[Aidy and Venessa get out. The roads are empty.]
Male voice: It will reach a critical mass.
[Cut to Aidy and Venessa walking in an empty street]
Aidy: Oh, my god! Where did everybody go?
Male voice: In 2015, Taylor Swift created her squad. By the end of her tour, the entire world had joined.
[Cut to a huge poster or Taylor Swift being placed in a tall building of the city.]
[Cut to Aidy, Venessa and Kenan]
Kenan: First, it was the models. Then the athletes. Then it was everybody. Police, fire department, Matt LeBlanc. [starts crying]
Aidy: Did you lose someone?
Kenan: Daughters. Two of them. Squad took them.
Venessa: Where are they now?
Kenan: I don’t know. Probably having some sort of taco night.
[Cut to a city. There’s a huge smoke coming out of a building.]
Male voice: It wanted to collect the whole world.
[Cut to Kenan being pulled by someone]
Kenan: Ah! I’m going to meet Taylor.
[Cut to Aidy and Venessa walking]
Male voice: Until there was no world left to collect.
[! looking at the Instagram]
Venessa: What do they do all day?
Aidy: She invites them on stage and they like, walk around for a minute or something.
Venessa: And then? What?
Aidy: That’s it!
Kenan: It’s cold. It’s getting colder. All the craps are dying.
[Cut to Aidy seeing a dream of a model calling her to join the squad.]
[Aidy wakes up]
Venessa: What was that?
Aidy: I think it was a model who does acting now.
[Cut to a truck full of men with a speaker searching for people.]
Speaker: Join us. Everybody! We’re going to layout a matching American flag towels.
Venessa: Who even owns an American flag towel?
Aidy: I think Taylor provides them. She’s actually very generous with her friends.
Venessa: What is happening to you?
Aidy: I don’t know. I think I might feeling her whole deal.
[Cut to Aidy in front of the beam light]
Aidy: I’m ready.
Venessa: Don’t go!
Aidy: Taylor!
[Aidy can’t be seen because of the beam light.]
Male voice: The Squad. Directed by Alfonso Cuaron.
[Cut to Venessa in the empty road]
Venessa: Okay, Taylor. I’m ready. Just, wherever you are. Can kind of sweep me up or whatever.
