Venessa Bayer
J.K. Simmons
[Starts with four guys enjoying a football game drinking beer.]
Guys: Go, go, yeah!
[Venessa walks in]
Venessa: Who’s ready for some more to Totino’s pizza rolls?
J.K. Simmons: Thanks honey.
Venessa: Anything for my hungry guys.
J.K. Simmons: Now get out of here you, the game’s on.
Venessa: Okay, sweetheart. I’ll be in the kitchen if you need me.
Guys: Ah!
[Cut to Venessa in the kitchen]
Venessa narrating: When it comes to the big game, I love feeding my hungry guys. But, now what? I normally just sit in the kitchen waiting for them to ask for more delicious Totino’s pizza rolls. But that can be so boring. Well, not anymore. [showing a board game] Introducing Totino’s new Super Bowl Activity Pack for women. It’s full of fun little puzzles and games to keep my mind active and learning while I wait back here.
[Cut to guys cheering]
[Cut to Venessa in the kitchen]
My hungry guys aren’t the only ones having fun today. With my Super Bowl Activity Pack for women, [spinning a top] I can spin a little top, [doing the kid’s ‘connect the dots’ art game] connect the dots.
Venessa: Oh! Look at the little bee.
Venessa narrating: Do a word search.
Venessa: Hat, I found hat.
Venessa narrating: [Counting board game money] Count my own money. And plenty of other activities I can drop in a moment’s notice.
[Cut to J.K. Simmons]
J.K. Simmons: Honey, we’re out pizza rolls.
[Cut to Venessa]
Venessa: Coming right up.
[Venessa brings the guys some pizza rolls]
Beck: Oh, my favorite.
Jay: Ooh!
Bobby: Totino’s!
Venessa: Look honey, it’s a little bee.
J.K. Simmons: Yeah! We’re also out of beers, when you got a sec.
Venessa: Anything for my hungry guys.
[Cut to Beck]
Beck: Hey, does your wife wanna watch the game with us?
[Cut to J.K. Simmons]
J.K. Simmons: No, she’s good. She’s got a little activity pack.
[Behind J.K. Simmons, Venessa is playing games like children.]
Venessa narrating: Plus, if I get hungry from all the puzzles and games, my activity pack comes with one little Totino… just for me.
[Cut to the guys cheering]
[Venessa comes in]
Venessa: Is the game almost over?
[Cut to J.K. Simmons]
J.K. Simmons: No, it’s till the first quarter.
[Cut to Venessa]
Venessa: Well, I already did that whole activity pack you gave me.
[Cut to J.K. Simmons]
J.K. Simmons: Well, open another one then.
[Cut to Venessa]
Venessa: Okay. Anything for my hungry–
J.K. Simmons: [interrupting Venessa] Go!
[Venessa just leaves]
Female voice: The Totino’s Superbowl Activity Pack. for grown women ages 5 & up.
