Weekend Update 2


Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with 1. There’s a picture of Pope Francis at left top corner.]

Speaker 1: It was announced that Pope Francis will visit New York city in September and hold a mass in Madison Square Garden. Because the pope always tries to go where [Picture changes to New York Knicks logo] people are suffering the most.

[Cut to 2. there’s a picture of Saudi Arabia flag at right top corner.[

Speaker 2: King Abdul of Saudi Arabia died this week at the age of 90 after he was run over by a terrible woman driver.

[Picture changes to Nicholas Cage and Osama Bin Laden.]

Riblet everybody!

It was announced this week that Nicholas Cage will star in a movie about irregular guy who goes on a hunt for Osama Bin Laden. It’s called, “The Nicholas Cage Story.”

[Cut to 1. There’s a picture of calendar marking January twentyfirst at left top corner.]

Speaker 1: This Wednesday was National Hug Day. Dad?

[Picture changes to doctor’s apron and stethoscope.]

A teenage in Florida has been caught posing as a gynecologist for over a month. Patients became suspicious when he began every appointment by asking, “Where is it?”

[Cut to 2. There is a picture of handcuffed hands at top right corner.]

Speaker 2: a New Hampshire man was arrested for child endangerment after he left his twin nine year old nephews home alone for days at a time. Said the twin, “We used to be triplets.”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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