Weekend Update 2

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Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There is a picture of Chris Brown at right top corner.]

Michael Che: Chris Brown was forced to cancel upcoming concerts in Montreal and Toronto after being denied entry in Canada. But, hey, Chris, don’t beat yourself up over this.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There is a picture of Pope Francis and a Mexican flag at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: Mexican officials are upset with Pope Francis after he said he was concerned about the increased drug trafficking in his native Argentina, calling it Mexicanization. Pope Francis later apologized calling his comment “As dumb as a Guatemalan.”

[Picture changes to two Llamas]

Authorities in Arizona spent nearly two hours chasing a pair of Llamas through the streets after they escaped from a petting zoo. But thankfully, this story has a happy ending. No one was hurt and Llamas were safely returned to their prison of unwanted touching.

[Cut to Michael Che. There is a picture of Alex Rodriguez at right top corner.]

Michael Che: Alex Rodriguez reported to Yankeez spring training this week after completing his 162 game suspension. “You know, it feels good to be back at work”, said A Rod’s steroid dealer.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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