Michael Che[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There’s a picture of MadMen logo at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: This Sunday is the series finale of the hit show ‘MadMen’. In the episode, Don Draper is finally ruined in the advertising business after creating [Picture changes to the Hamburgler man wearing mask] the new Hamburgler.[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of U2 guitarist The Edge at right top corner.]
Michael Che: During a concert in Vancouver, U2 guitarist The Edge fell off the stage. So I guess you could say that The Edge was walking too close to the border of that stage.[Picture changes to the painting Women of Algiers by Picasso at right top corner.]
Pablo Picasso’s ‘Women of Algiers’ was sold for a record setting $179 million. But I can get you a picture of lap sided titties for way less than that.[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Sweden and Russia’s flags at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: Swedish peace activists are trying to deter the Russian submarines by using a sonar system that broadcast pro-gay messages. Which is also a pretty good description of Bravo![Picture changes to Boston University logo]
A newly hired Boston University professor caused controversy after she called white males ‘The problem population’. The professor apologized saying, “I am as sorry as some basic ass Latina.”[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of Taco Bell logo at right top corner.]
Michael Che: [laughing] It was reported that Taco Bell in Chicago may soon start selling alcohol. Which is weird because usually, it’s alcohol that sells Taco Bell.