Weekend Update 3


Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There is a picture of phone keyboard with emojis on it at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: A new keyboard has been introduced that let’s users type in emojis. Or makes your grandmother think she’s gone insane.

[Picture changes to a gavel]

A woman has filed a $one million lawsuit against the feminist publishing house after she claimed she was fired for being too lesbian. Which is the same thing I was told when I got kicked off the high school football team. [Picture changes to an old black and white picture Colin Jost] [Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of caffeinated peanut butter at right top corner.]

Michael Che: That is jarry. A brand of peanut butter is being sold called Steem which contains more caffeine than a redbull. Perfect for that creep who wants that dog to just go to town down there.

[Cut to Colin Jost] [audience laughing hard]

Colin Jost: But you get it. Okay.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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