Weekend Update 3


Colin Jost

Michael Che

[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a map picture of Ohio and a glass of water at right top corner.]

Michael Che: At this year’s international water tasting contest, Hamilton, Ohio won for having the best tasting water. While the town with the worst tasting water is Dookieville, Illinois.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of Batman logo at left top corner.]

Colin Jost: A Pennsylvania college student has made a fully functional Batman costume that can withstand punches, machetes and baseball bats. He’s just like the real Batman, except his parents only wish they were dead.

Michael Che: Ha-ha-ha-ha. That si good.

[Picture changes to a file of research]

Colin Jost: New research suggest that people with attention deficit disorder are twice as likely to die at a younger age. Boring! On to the next story! Ow, my chest hurts!

[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of a marijuana and paints at right top corner.]

Michael Che: So dumb! A new art class is being offered in Colorado which people openly smoke marijuana and paint. The class is called ‘Every Art Class’.

[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of a map of Seattle and an egg on left top corner.]

Colin Jost: Police in Seattle say a woman was knocked unconscious after she was hit by an egg thrown from a car that sped away. So, she never even heard the driver’s warning to [Picture changes to a rooster driving a car] stay out of chicken town.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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