Colin Jost
Michael Che
[Starts with Michael Che in his news set. there’s a picture of Obama being interviewed by an elementary school student at right top corner.]
Michael Che: An elementary school student who is interviewing President Obama cut the president off while he was giving his answer saying, “I think you’ve sort of covered everything about that question” followed by, “You mumbling Kenyan.” It’s a rough class.
[Picture changes to Shinzo Abe]
In the first address ever by Japanese leader of congress, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe offered condolences for Americans killed during World War II. Abe then asked, “So, you guys have anything from World War II that you wanna apologize for?”
[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of
Colin Jost: It was reported that students in school district in Tennessee were served meat that were six years old, which raises the question, “Where is Tyler?”
[Cut to Michael Che laughing]
Michael Che: Tyler’s not real.
I never thought about it this way before. Thanks for opening my eyes.