Colin Jost
Michael Che
[Starts with Colin Jost in his news set. There’s a picture of ‘Forrest Gump’ at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: A Michigan man is planning to run over 3,000 miles in hundred days as an omag to Forrest Gump, and a straight up FU to Lieutenant Dan.
[Cut to Michael Che. There’s a picture of a cake with 21 candles on it at right top corner.]
Michael Che: A Tennessee woman celebrated her 21st birthday by performing 21 acts of kindness on people she had never met, which is the most polite way that I’ve ever heard that put.
[Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of University of South Carolina logo at left top corner.]
Colin Jost: A student of University of South Carolina was arrested after she poisoned her roommate’s food with cleaning fluid. Said her roommates, “Oh, so you do know where the cleaning supplies are?”
