Bobby Moynihan
Venessa Bayer
Louis C.K.
Beck Bennett
[Starts with Bobby and Venessa in the restaurant]
Bobby: Still the best turkey burger in the city though.
Venessa: Oh, definitley.
Bobby: You want toothpick?
Venessa: Um, no.
[music playing]
[as Bobby and Venessa leave, Louis is staring at them with an axe and Beck is singing]
Beck: [singing] If you don’t use the wooden things
what will happen to the lumberjacks
Male voice: Buy wood products. A message from the Woodworkers Association of America.
[The End]
Cecily Strong
Sasheer Zamata
[Starts with Cecily looking for a book in library]
Cecily: [showing the book to Sasheer] Hey, have you read this? I head it’s amazing.
Sasheer: No, but you should get it.
Cecily: No, I’ll just download on my iPad.
[music playing]
[Louis is staring at them with an axe and Beck is singing behind Louis]
Beck: [singing] If you download books on your iPad
what will happen to the lumberjacks
[tears are falling down Louis’s eyes]
Male voice: Buy wood products. A message from the Woodworkers Association of America.
