Chad… Pete Davidson
Miss Hanler… Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Toby… Nick Jonas
[Starts with Chad cleaning the pool listening to the music]
[Miss Hanler gets back home]
Miss Hanler: Chad! Chad!
Chad: [turns around] Wad up, miss Hanler?
[Chad walks in]
Hey.
Miss Hanler: Oh, my god.
[Chad and Miss Hanler start kissing]
Oh, oh. No, no Chad. We can’t do this anymore.
Chad: Oh, okay.
[Chad turns around and walks]
Miss Hanler: Wait. I couldn’t sleep last night.
Chad: Oh, I hate that.
Miss Hanler: What am I doing? Am I some bored housewife who is having an affair with her 23 year old poolboy? I mean, [hand gesturing] what is this?
Chad: Your kitchen.
Miss Hanler: No. I mean us. I really hope you understand that we have to end this.
Chad: Okay.
[Cut to Miss Hanler walking in her kitchen talking]
Miss Hanler: God, I had no idea it would be this hard. It’s just when we first–
[engine noise]
[Cut to Chad. He is already at the pool outside cleaning it.]
Chad!
Chad: Wad up?
Miss Hanler: You deserve an explaination.
Chad: Oh, okay. Cool.
[Chad turns the engine off and walks in]
Miss Hanler: Look. You’ve done nothing wrong. Okay? I should have known better. But I don’t know. It was just– it was fun. It was new.
Chad: Okay.
Miss Hanler: But my god, I’m a married woman with three kids. My husband’s in the city council. I’ve put PTA present in at Melony’s school.
Chad: Who is Melony?
Miss Hanler: My daughter.
Chad: Okay.
Miss Hanler: God, if this got out it would just ruin my life. Our family’s lives.
Chad: Ah, my bad.
Miss Hanler: But all I want to do is clear the bags off this table and take me right down.
Chad: Okay.
[Chad starts putting the bags down.]
Miss Hanler: But you can’t.
Chad: Oh, okay.
[Chad puts the bags back on the table.]
Miss Hanler: Because I’ve learned that sometimes getting what you want means losing what you already have. [takes an envelope out] Look, I wrote this for you last night.
Chad: Oh, okay. [takes the envelope.]
Miss Hanler: Oh my god, I’m blushing. [closing eyes] I just want you to know that I’m not a very good writer. I mean it’s not sophisticated but it’s how I feel. I mean every word of what I wrote.
Chad: Whoa! [Cut to Chad. He is at the pool and he has found a dead squirrel] Hey, Miss Hanler, I found a dead squirrel in your pool. [He just throws the squirrel away and starts cleaning the pool]
[Miss Hanler walks to the door and watches Chad clean the pool.]
Miss Hanler: Good bye, Chad.
[grass cutter engine sound]
[Miss Hanler looks at lawn]
[Cut to Toby using the grass cutter.]
Hello.
Toby: Wad up?
Miss Hanler: Where is Phillip?
Toby: My uncle just hired me. I’m going to be doing your house now. I’m Toby.
[Cut to Miss Hanler.]
Miss Hanler: [smiling] I wanna fuck that kid.
[The End]
