Chad… Beck Bennett
Beckka… Ronda Rousey
Jon Rudnitsky[Starts with a basketball court in college decorated with dim lights for a romantic vibe. Chad brings in Beckka.]
Chad: Keep your eyes closed.
Beckka: Of course, Chad.
Chad: No peeking. [they walk forward] Alright.
Sorry it’s not a fancy restaurant
Beckka: This is so much better. I love it. You did all of this for me?
Chad: Well, yeah! I like you. I just wanted tonight to be special. [they take seat]
Beckka: I can’t believe I’m sitting here with Chad Channon. I didn’t even think you knew who I was.
Chad: Are you kidding me? I’ve had a crush on you for a while. [Beckka smiles] Try your soup.
Beckka: Wow, it’s so crunchy.
Chad: Do you like it?
Beckka: What is it?[someone laughing at the mic]
Vanessa: It’s dog food.[All the lights turn on. There are other girls laughing at Beckka.]
Congratulations, new girl. You just ate real dog food. What’s the matter? Isn’t that what bitches eat?[The girls come near Chad and Beckka]
Beckka: Chad, what’s going on?
Vanessa: We played a trick on you, idiot! Did you really think that my boyfriend, the most popular guy at South Jeffery High would ask the weird new girl on a date? Wake up!
Beckka: You just pretended to like me chad?
Chad: Yeah, sorry.
Vanessa: How embarrassing for you. At least the whole school isn’t watching this on para-scope. Oh, wait! They are.[Cut to Kate recording the video]
Kate: Say hi to the whole school.
Sasheer: A star is born.
Vanessa: What a shame too. She got all dolled up. Where did you get your dress? Is it from Walmart? See, I own this school. And you don’t talk to my boyfriend, and you cer–[Beckka punches Vanessa on her face] [Vanessa is bleeding]
It’s okay, you guys. That barely hurt. [Vanessa walks to Beckka again] I hope it was worth it new girl because I am going to ruin your life. See, when you’re the popular–[Beckka slaps Vanessa again]
Chad: Ah![Vanessa has Beckka’s palm marked on her cheek] [Beckka punches Vanessa on her face again]
Damn![Vanessa is clapping]
Vanessa: Bravo! But before you give an encore let me just say–
Are you mad that I knocked over the basketballs new girl?
Beckka: No. I kicked you into them.
Vanessa: Ooh, cool words. Well– [Vanessa takes a ball and throws at Beckka] Think fast![Beckka hits Vanessa with a ball so fast and Vanessa falls.] [Vanessa slowly stands up]
You wanna play dirty? Give it to me. I got your diary. [reading diary] Dear Dolly.[Beckka beats Vanessa up bad]
Hey, Beckka. I saw what you did back there. It was pretty cool. You wanna grab a burger?[Beckka hits Chad on his neck] [Cut to Vanessa on the floor all beat up.]
Vanessa: I’m fine.
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