Sully Sullenberger… Tom Hanks
Air hostess… Sasheer Zamata
Doug Hubbard… Alec Baldwin
Dani… Kyle Mooney
Vanessa Bayer
[Starts with a video clip of an airplane]Female voice: Now boarding American Airlines flight 809, nonstop to Seattle, Tacoma.
[Cut to the cockpit. Sully is sitting down. Air Hostess enters the cockpit.]Air Hostess: Good morning.
Sully: Good morning.
Air Hostess: Oh my god! You’re Sully Sullenberger.
Sully: Um-hmm.
Air Hostess: You landed that plane in the Hudson river. You saved all those people’s lives.
Sully: Yeah, well, I guess I did what I had to do.
Air Hostess: I didn’t know you were flying again.
Sully: Yeah, I took some time off to write a book. But, um, I’m ready to get back to just being a captain again.
Air Hostess: Well, it’s an honor sir. Let me know if you need anything at all.
Sully: Thank you much.
[Hubbard walks in and Air Hostess walks out]Hubbard: Howdy there?
Sully: Morning, come on in. [not looking at Hubbard]
Hubbard: Whoops, I’m sorry. I think I’m in that seat.
Sully: What’s that? The captain’s chair?
Hubbard: Yeah, I’m sorry. I think according to the rotation sheet, I’m the captain on this route.
Sully: [talking to the management] Tower, this is American 809. Looks like we got ity-bity typo on our rotation sheet. Can you confirm our captain roster please?
Male voice: Copy 809, we have captain Doug, um, Hubbard as first in command.
Sully: Um, tower, this is American 809, I’m Sully.
Male voice: Come again, 809?
Sully: I am Sully. Sully. Miracle on the Hudson? So?
Male voice: Copy. You haven’t flown in a while Sullenberger. So, FAA requires 18 hours as second in command. You will be assisting captain Hubbard today.
Sully: Well, to-to-tower? Tower? Well, right!
[Sully leaves the seat for Hubbard. they seat in their seats. Sully is very disappointed.]Hubbard: Tower, this is 809. We’re fueled up and ready for pre-check.
Male voice: Copy that captain. We’ve got you on runway two-two.
Hubbard: Runway two-two. Copy.
Sully: Runway two-two. Copy.
You know, your wind-speed isn’t set yet?
Hubbard: Well, I was about to.
Sully: Okay. [silence for a moment] Yep! I’ll never forget that day.
Hubbard: Yeah, crazy. [Talking to the passengers] Good morning, folks. This is your captain.
Sully: And I am Sully.
Hubbard: It should be a pretty smooth ride today.
Sully: Hero of the Hudson.
Hubbard: Weather in Seattle is 77 degrees. So, sit back, relax and enjoy the flight.
Sully: Brace for impact. Just kidding.
[Hubbard is annoyed] [Cut to plane flying] [Cut to the cockpit]Sully: I know Ellen.
Hubbard: What?
Sully: Degeneres. Sweet gal. Funny.
Hubbard: Cool.
Sully: It is.
[Cut to plane flying] [Cut to the cockpit]Sully: Have you seen Sully?
Hubbard: I have not.
Sully: Oh, it’s about me.
Hubbard: Is that right?
Sully: Yep. [showing Hubbard his watch] Apple watch. Free. They just sent it to me. I mean, I don’t care about this kind of stuff. Do you have one?
Hubbard: Um, I don’t.
Sully: Hah!
[Cut to plane flying] [Cut to the cockpit. Air hostess walks in with 4 and Vanessa.]Air Hostess: Excuse me fellas, this kid wants to meet his hero in the cockpit. I said you two wouldn’t mind.
Sully: No, no. Of course now. Come on in buddy.
Vanessa: Um, captain Hubbard, we heard you’re a veteran. You served in desert storm?
Hubbard: I did.
Vanessa: Go ahead, Dani.
Dani: Thank you for your service.
Hubbard: Well, thank you for being such a nice young man.
Sully: I’m Sully.
Vanessa: What?
Sully: Oh, oh. Okay, I see. He was in the army. Oh, quick, get this guy on Camel.
[Cut to flying plane] [Cut to the cockpit]Sully: I’m gonna go 30.
Hubbard: Um, the wind’s out of the south-west. I think we better do 35.
Sully: Ah-ah! I think 30 is good.
Hubbard: Hey, man. Do you have some kind of problem with me?
Sully: No. I think you’re great. [pointing away] Hey, what is the vlearn selector there?
Hubbard: Let me see. [Hubbard looks away.] [Sully turns both the yokes to the left. Alarm is ringing.]
Sully: [acting like he got it on control] I got her. I got her. Good thing I was here.
Hubbard: Folks, I’m captain. I’m sorry about that.
Sully: Sully saved everyone.
Hubbard: Just some accidental turrulance.
Sully: Yes, Sully did it again.
Hubbard: Seat belt sign is on.
Sully: We are headed for the Hudson.
Hubbard: No we’re not. Please remain seated.
Sully: We are going down.
Hubbard: We’re fine.
Sully: We just hit bird.
Hubbard: No we didn’t.
Sully: I’m turning on the APU.
[The End]