Debra… Ronda Rousey
Robbie… Beck Bennett
Mikie… Kyle Mooney
Kenan Thompson[Starts with Debra walking up to Robbie and Mikie]
Debra: Hey, Robbie. Hey, Mikie.
Robbie: Hey Debra.
Mikie: What’s up, Debra?
Debra: Were you guys able to talk to Don about the new customer service policies?
Robbie: Oh, not yet. But we’re definitely gonna get started digging our hands into it after lunch.
Debra: Great! Oh, and if you haven’t heard, I’m having some people over to game on Sunday, if you wanna come by.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Robbie: Oh, yes.
Mikie: Oh, yes!
Mikie: Big game, you’re having people over for it?[Cut to everyone]
Debra: Yeah. I thought it might be fun.
Robbie: Oh, it’s party time. Alright!
Debra: Um, not quite a party but some people hope it for sure. No big deal.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Mikie: Great! Me and him love parties. It’s one of our favorite things to go to.
Robbie: I always get invited to party. So, this is nothing new.[Cut to Debra]
Debra: Oh well, mine’s Sunday starting at around 3.[Cut to all. Debra is walking away.]
Mikie: Okay. Let me ask, morning or later?
Debra: 3 PM. Do not come to my house at 3 AM.
Mikie: Great! That’s actually easier for us.
Robbie: Yeah. Way easy for us. I’m actually scared at 3 AM.[Cut to Debra]
Debra: Ah, okay. But there’s no reason to be scared.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Robbie: No. Not of a party.
Mikie: And of course, we’re gonna be doing what people do at party. So, a little bit of dancing, a little bit of what did you say?[Cut to all]
Debra: Just watching football.
Robbie: Exactly! Yeah.
Debra: Feel free to bring something but no pressure.[Debra is walking away]
Mikie: Um-hmm. Like a bucket.
Debra: We’re just going to be watching TV. So we don’t need buckets.
Robbie: Oh, so yea, we’ll just bring in couple of TVs in?[Cut to Debra]
Debra: I have a TV. You don’t have to bring one from home.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Robbie: Oh that’s probably easier for us. We live two hours away. We don’t have a car.
Mikie: Yeah, thanks Obama.
Robbie: Oh, hey, do people have any allergies or–[Cut to Debra]
Debra: I don’t think so.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Robbie: Okay, great. Then I’ll find a couple of dogs to bring.[Cut to Debra]
Debra: Please don’t bring dogs to my house.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Robbie: Oh, okay. So you’re gonna provide the dogs?
Mikie: Oh, a very crazy affair.
Robbie: Ah![Cut to Debra]
Debra: Have you guys not been to a party before?[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Robbie: Oh yeah. Just not with other people.[Kenan walks in]
Kenan: Hey! I heard you guys talking about a party? I’m there. I’ll be the one with the nachos.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Mikie: Ay, we’ll be the ones with the towels.[Cut to Kenan]
Kenan: Don’t know what that can mean.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Mikie: Coz we’re bringing towels to the party.
Robbie: Yeah, see you Sunday at 3 AM.
Robbie: Oh, right![Cut to all]
Kenan: I’m gonna walk away right now.
Debra: I already have plenty of towels.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Mikie: We can bring rags.
Mikie: You must know that those are little shredded towels.[Cut to Debra]
Debra: I know what rags are. And I don’t need anything like that.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Mikie: Say no more. That actually makes things a lot more easier for us.[Cut to Debra]
Debra: If you guys don’t wanna come, don’t stress.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Robbie: Oh, no. We’re not stressed. We got body massages today.
Mikie: Yeah. We’re not stressed at all. We’ve been to a party or two before.[Cut to Debra]
Debra: I get it. Not your first ROYO.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Mikie: No one said anything about ROYO party.
Robbie: ROYO party. Either way, we get our clowns right?[Cut to Debra]
Debra: No. It’s very casual. I’ll see you at my house Sunday or not.[Debra walking away]
Mikie: Roger that. Now, just a curiosity. How do we get inside your place?[Cut to Debra getting annoyed]
Debra: What?[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Robbie: Is there a climbing situation? Or do you want us to smash in the front door?[Cut to Debra]
Debra: No, it’s just a regular door and I’ll open it.[Cut to Robbie and Mikie]
Robbie: Perfect. Okay.
Mikie: That’s easier for us.
Robbie: Yeah.[Cut to all]
Debra: Guys, you don’t really have to come.
Mikie: Oh, well, we do.[Cut to Deb’s house at 3 AM] [door bell ringing]
Robbie: Deb, wake up! We’re here to watch the game.
Mikie: We brought dogs and rags.[door knocking] [The End]