[Starts with a video clip of a unique bathroom sink that looks like a huge glass bowl]

Female voice: Am I too much? Oh, my god! I’m simply too much. I am gigantic. I feel overdressed and like I’m in everyone’s way. Why do I have to be such a statement? Look at the toilet, it’s just a toilet. I look like Zeus was christened in me. I feel like everyone thinks I need something from them. I’m the answer to a question no one asked. Nothing about me is instinctual. Will I make sense in the future? I’m just so… wide. I want one minute with a man who designed me. Just one minute to dive into that mind and understand whether–

[someone opens the tap and washes hands.] [gargling sound] [The tap closes] [sink breathes in]

Oh god, I’m so tired of my self. Am I the biggest sink in the world? I feel so… seen.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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